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THE REDNECK MEDICAL TERMINOLOGY HANDBOOK

 

Studies have demonstrated that rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they do not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology.

 
 

 

 

Medical Term

Redneck Definition

Artery

The study of paintings

Bacteria

Back door to cafeteria

Barium

What doctors do when patients die

Benign

What you be, after you be eight

Caesarean Section

A neighborhood in Rome

Cat scan

Searching for Kitty

Cauterize

Made eye contact with her

Colic

A sheep dog

Coma

A punctuation mark

Dilate

To live long

Enema

Not a friend

Fester

Quicker than someone else

Fibula

A small lie

Impotent

Distinguished, well known

Labor Pain

Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff

A Doctor's cane

Morbid

A higher offer

Nitrates

Rates of Pay for Working at Night, 
Normally more money than Days

Node

I knew it

Outpatient

A person who has fainted

Pelvis

Second cousin to Elvis

Post Operative

A letter carrier

Recovery Room

Place to do upholstery

Rectum

Nearly killed him

Secretion

Hiding something

Seizure

Roman Emperor

Tablet

A small table

Terminal Illness

Getting sick at the airport

Tumor

One plus one more

Urine

Opposite of you're out

 
 


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😃 😃 😃  As a "redneck woman" I find these "hill air re us".   Had to sound out that last word, so's I could spel it rite.  😄  I is from the southern most part of west viginny, in coal country, but now I liv in da Smoky Mountains, not far from the legendary "Popcorn Sutton".  If'n ya don't know who he is/was.........😮  🌽🥤

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2 hours ago, Smokey Mtn. Dinar said:

😃 😃 😃  As a "redneck woman" I find these "hill air re us".   Had to sound out that last word, so's I could spel it rite.  😄  I is from the southern most part of west viginny, in coal country, but now I liv in da Smoky Mountains, not far from the legendary "Popcorn Sutton".  If'n ya don't know who he is/was.........😮  🌽🥤

 

13 minutes ago, mrparrot said:

Sensuous.

Sensuous up, can you get me another beer?

 

 

LOL, you all are to funny  :) 

 

  pp

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16 hours ago, Smokey Mtn. Dinar said:

not far from the legendary "Popcorn Sutton".  If'n ya don't know who he is/was.........😮  🌽🥤

Popcorn,Mark,Digger,Tim Smith. my heroes!

Ohh Tickle too!

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7 hours ago, Muleslayer said:

Popcorn,Mark,Digger,Tim Smith. my heroes!

Ohh Tickle too!

 

 

True story, my daughter used to work in a local grocery store, where she got to know Popcorn. He would come in there and buy his "supplies" for his moonshine.  I think my son knew him a little, also.

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