Peni-s Surgery...

[moose 57]

  Penis surgery...

 

 

A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot.  The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness.  Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, however, your penis was severed in the accident and we couldn't find it."

The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You have $9,000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the technology to build a new penis. They work great but they don't come cheap.  It's roughly $1000 an inch."

The man perks up.

"So," the doctor says, "You must decide how many inches you want.  But I understand that you have been married for over thirty years and this is something you should discuss with your wife.  If you had a five incher before and get a nine incher now she might be a bit put out.  If you had a nine incher before and you decide to only invest in a five incher now, she might be disappointed.  It's important that she plays a role in helping you make a decision."

The man agrees to talk it over with his wife.

The doctor comes back the next day, "So, have you spoken with your wife?"

"Yes I have," says the man.

"And has she helped you make a decision?"

"Yes" says the man.

"What is your decision?" asks the doctor

"We're getting granite counter tops."

 

h.a.n.d.

 

[genx4me]

😂😂😂😂😂

I look forward to your posts Moose! Thanks for the morning chuckle!! 

[SgtFuryUSCZ]

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[new york kevin]

Moose. moose, moose, moose, moose, mose ... 

[moose 57]

1 hour ago, new york kevin said:

Moose. moose, moose, moose, moose, mose ... 

lol

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPMKlEwrIs8

Edited May 28, 2017 by moose 57

[SgtFuryUSCZ]

[nstoolman1]

A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular procedure involved splicing a baby elephant's trunk onto the man's penis. Overjoyed, the man went out with his best girl to a very fancy restaurant. After cocktails, the man's penis crept out of his pants, felt around the table, grabbed a hard roll and quickly disappeared under the tablecloth. The girl was startled and exclaimed, "What was that?". Suddenly the penis came back, took another hard roll and just as quickly disappeared. The girl was silent for a moment, then finally said, "I don't believe I saw what I think I just saw... can you do that again?" With a bit of an uncomfortable smile the man replied, "Honey, I'd like to, but I don't think my a** can take another hard roll!"

[SgtFuryUSCZ]

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[fringe on lamps]

Hahahaha!!