72 RAISINS Await Muslim Martyrs in Heaven

[Whatshername]

72 Raisins Await Muslim Martyrs in Heaven

May 31, 2016 MJA 

Got to love it!  Would just hate to be an ISIS recruiter these days… turns out the word has been mis-translated and in actuality you will get 72 Raisins NOT 72 Virgins when a Islamic martyr makes it to heaven.  

Listen to WMAL’s Chris Plante and spread the word –at Common Cents

Read... http://www.wnd.com/2016/05/quran-scholar-martyrs-get-raisins-not-virgins/

 

[Sage449]

"Ain't to proud to beg"  by the California Raisins, wonder what they're thinking?!

omgoodness did I laugh, Priceless!

[RodandStaff]

Hey Moose, I don't think some of them ISIS boys is gonna like that!  How do I know you ask?  I heard it from the grape vine!!! 

[RV ME]

It’s raisins that make

Jihad so wonderful

It’s raisins that make

Jihad so different.

Moooore Raisins

72 raisins

Moooore Raisins

That have never been chewed before

If you like raisins, Jihadi Raisins

You’ll love Jihadi Raisin Brand more.

(Sung to the tune of…..)

 

 

[divemaster5734]

Well hey, if ya live in a freaking sandbox, a nice plump juicy raisin can be pretty tempting, nonetheless, I'm betting most of those fighters don't give a hang about that afterlife.

They too busy getting high and being perverted freaks.

Anyone that would do that kind of stuff to another human, or to totally innocent children, has a soul that is pure evil.

I find it hard to accept someone like that could even expect to go to heaven after random murdering and worse.

That would take a lack of morality, an unbelievable stupidity, and a selfishness all wrapped up in one person at levels I just can't comprehend.

To realize that isis is the magnet for those kind means, we should take this opportunity to eliminate the gene pool from humanity forever.

They can't possibly think they are actually going to get away with that stuff forever, they're probably not bothering to even think that far, much less planning for an afterlife.

 

[RodandStaff]

Can you even imagine them sticking their head out of whatever hole the came from with a President like Reagan around?  Just shows how powerless we have become under such a (cough, cough) "leader" that we have now! 

[Shabibilicious]

9 hours ago, Sage449 said:

"Ain't to proud to beg"  by the California Raisins, wonder what they're thinking?!

omgoodness did I laugh, Priceless!

GO RV, then BV  

[chess]

MAINLY....ARE THESE male or female raisins???......inductees want to know!........

[Shabibilicious]

Martyrs don't struggle with irregularity.....which is nice.  

GO RV, the BV

[Whatshername]

[Shabibilicious]

Who's the dude sporting the "bird"?  

GO RV, then BV

[chess]

 

Perverted.....

Modified version "Creation of Adam".....that would be GOD, of course!.......by Michelangelo....

Sistine Chapel......I think (??)

[Shabibilicious]

1 minute ago, chess said:

 

Perverted.....

Modified version "Creation of Adam".....that would be GOD, of course!.......by Michelangelo....

Sistine Chapel......I think (??)

One's one finger.  

GO RV, then BV

[Sage449]

The raisin clip makes me want to dance.

[EagleEye]

I actually thought this was a joke until I read they article...laughed even harder to learn it was true 

[chess]

A RAISIN is just a shrunk'n up grape.  Seems as if grapes would have more sex appeal to those perverts.

The recruiting HDQ should elaborate upon this fruit......to their future fruits.

[kostaske]