moose 57 Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.' The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?' She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.' The defense attorney nearly died. The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, 'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.' h.a.n.d. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
new york kevin Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 Sounds about right . Up North too. Lmbo, rotf . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowGlobe7 Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 YEARS LATER Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 Don't care who ya are . . . THAT'S FUNNY !!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nannab Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 Another good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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