THE OUTDOORSY MAN.......................‏

[moose 57]

THE OUTDOORSY MAN.......................‏

 

During his physical,

the doctor asked the patient

about his daily activity level. 

 

He described a typical day this way:

“Well, yesterday afternoon,

I waded along the edge of a lake,

drank eight beers,

escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush,

marched up and down several rocky hills,

stood in a patch of poison ivy,

crawled out of quicksand,

jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake

and took four leaks behind big trees.”

 

Inspired by the story, the doctor said,

“You must be one hell of an outdoors man!”

 

”No,” he replied, “I'm just a shi-tty golfer.”

 

 h.a.n.d.

Edited November 30, 2015 by moose 57

[Shabibilicious]

 

 

GO RV, then BV    

[SgtFuryUSCZ]

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GOLF... a good walk spoilt. 

   or in our case, a cart ride gone bad !

[SnowGlobe7]

[Sage449]

Laughing over the crunched golf cart photos. I processed claims on several carts, some for physical damage and others for negligence because the driver caused property damage to others or in a couple cases, driver hit pedestrians or in one case a garbage truck. These occurred in FL at a residential retirement community.

[SgtFuryUSCZ]

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Dang, SNOW...!     Now we've never been THAT bad !

(We put a 2 Martini limit on our Golf Cart excursions !     )

[SnowGlobe7]

....and what is the SIZE of those martinis???  

[Shabibilicious]

Laughing over the crunched golf cart photos. I processed claims on several carts, some for physical damage and others for negligence because the driver caused property damage to others or in a couple cases, driver hit pedestrians or in one case a garbage truck. These occurred in FL at a residential retirement community.

 

 

GO RV, then BV    

[SgtFuryUSCZ]

....and what is the SIZE of those martinis???  

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...welllll, now that you ask...

 

The recipe for just those 2 Martinis does call for a whole bottle of gin and

half a bottle of Vermouth, soooo...       BUSTED !

[SnowGlobe7]

Detective snow on the case!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

Solved!! Now off to help Moooseer Mac Mooserson find out who killed Lincoln!

[SgtFuryUSCZ]

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LOVE THAT CAT !   Very cool !