LOVE DRESS

[George Hayduke]

A mother stops by her newly married son’s house for a surprise visit.

 

She finds her daughter-in-law nude lying provocatively on the front room couch.

 

“What are you doing?” the MIL asks.

 

“I’m waiting for my husband,” the DIL replies.

 

“Well, why are you naked?” the MIL asks.

 

“I’m not naked, this is my love dress,” the DIL replies.

 

Thinking her love life needs a little pick-up the MIL goes home, takes her clothes off, lies down on the couch and waits for her husband.

 

The husband comes home from work and finds his nude wife lying provocatively on the couch.

 

“Why are you naked?” the husband asks.

 

The wife replies, “I’m not naked this is my love dress.”

 

“Well, I think you should iron the wrinkles out - what’s for dinner?

[ronscarpa]

Good one Hayduke...I've seen this before, but I had to share it with my wife (who is from Russia). She laughed so hard...(+1)

Have a Blessed day & weekend...RON   

[Nelg]

Good one Hayduke...I've seen this before, but I had to share it with my wife (who is from Russia). She laughed so hard...(+1)

Have a Blessed day & weekend...RON   

LOLLL.  "I've seen this before, . . . "

[George Hayduke]

Right?  It is funny - my wife told it to me while I was driving and I almost crashed the car!  

 

I told her, it's OK honey, we've been wash and wear for so long there's no need to iron anything...

 

I had forgotten what the stink-eye looked like

[10 YEARS LATER]

 

[Muleslayer]

Right?  It is funny - my wife told it to me while I was driving and I almost crashed the car!  

 

I told her, it's OK honey, we've been wash and wear for so long there's no need to iron anything...

 

I had forgotten what the stink-eye looked like

You forgot?

Wow I get the "stink eye" on a daily basis!