haymon Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 A Montana HighwayPatrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the postedspeed limit, so he asks the biker his name."Fred," he replies."Fredwhat?" the officer asks."Just Fred," the man responds.The officer isin a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a break, andwrite him out a warning instead of a ticket.The officer then presseshim for the last name.The man tells him that he used to have a lastname but lost it.The officer thinks that he has a nut case on hishands but plays along with it."Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?"The biker replies,"It's a long story, so stay with me. I was born Fred Johnson, fromMissoula, Montana. I studied hard and got good grades. When I gotolder, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went throughcollege, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got mydegree, so I was Fred Johnson, MD."After a while I got bored being adoctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Gotall the way through School, got my degree, so then I was Fred Johnson,MD, DDS."Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around withmy assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS,with VD."Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away myDDS. Then I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD.Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of theVD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD. Thenthe VD took away my 'Johnson', so now, I'm, Just Fred."The officerwalked away in tears, laughing..... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtFuryUSCZ Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 ***/// Pure gold, HAYMON ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaiexpat Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 Please inform Mr. Fred that we have an opening after the cancellation of a Mr. Shab for a colon scope. We have plenty of room and "parking in rear" as usual. Loved it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronscarpa Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 LOL...thanks Haymon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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