Just a laugh....

[haymon]

A Montana Highway
Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted
speed limit, so he asks the biker his name."Fred," he replies."Fred
what?" the officer asks."Just Fred," the man responds.The officer is
in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a break, and
write him out a warning instead of a ticket.The officer then presses
him for the last name.The man tells him that he used to have a last
name but lost it.The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his
hands but plays along with it.
"Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?"The biker replies,
"It's a long story, so stay with me. I was born Fred Johnson, from
Missoula, Montana. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got
older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through
college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my
degree, so I was Fred Johnson, MD."After a while I got bored being a
doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got
all the way through School, got my degree, so then I was Fred Johnson,
MD, DDS."Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with
my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS,
with VD."Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my
DDS. Then I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD.
Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the
VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD. Then
the VD took away my 'Johnson', so now, I'm, Just Fred."The officer
walked away in tears, laughing.....
 

[SgtFuryUSCZ]

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Pure gold, HAYMON !  

 

 

[Thaiexpat]

Please inform Mr. Fred that we have an opening after the cancellation of a Mr. Shab for a colon scope. We have plenty of room and "parking in rear" as usual.

 

Loved it.

[ronscarpa]

LOL...thanks Haymon...