So your friend wants to get married?...

[billbill]

TRUE FRIEND

A testimony to true friendship: A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 pm after work.

His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in. "My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! What the hell did you bring him home for?"

 

"Because he's thinking of getting married."

[The Machine]

[millionaire in training]

Smart move..........previews of things to come.    Sad but true.

Hell I look real cute in my pajamas.............

Edited January 31, 2014 by millionaire in training

[mrparrot]

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

 

Marriage certificate is just another way to say work permit.

 

Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends.

You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has,

you wish you had ordered that.

 

There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married...

and then it was too late!"

 

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

 

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why.

But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.