Texas Highway Patrol Interview with 3 Blondes

[Markinsa]

Three blondes were all applying for the last
available position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The detective conducting
the interview looked at the three of them and said, "So y'all want to be
cops, huh?"

The blondes all nodded.

The detective got up, opened a file drawer, and
pulled out a folder.  Sitting back down, he opened it, pulled out a
picture, and said, "To be a detective, you have to be able to detect.
You must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and
oddities like scars and so forth."

So he stuck the photo in the face of the first
blonde and withdrew it after about two seconds. "Now," he said, "did you
notice any distinguishing features about this man?"

The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did. He has
only one eye!"

The detective shook his head and said, "Of
course he has only one eye in this picture! It's a side profile of his
face! You're dismissed!"

The first blonde hung her head and walked out of
the office.

The detective then turned to the second blonde,
stuck the photo in her face for two seconds, pulled it back, and
said,"What about you? Notice anything unusual or outstanding about this
man?"

"Yes! He only has one ear!"

The detective put his head in his hands and
exclaimed, "Didn't you hear what I just told the other lady? This is
side picture profile of the man's face! Of course you can only see one
ear! You're excused too!"

The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the
office.

The detective turned his attention to the third
and last blonde and said, "This is probably a waste of time, but...."

He flashed the photo in her face for a couple of
seconds and withdrew it, saying, "All right, did you notice anything
distinguishing or unusual features about this man?"

The blonde said, "I sure did. This man wears
contact lenses."

The detective frowned, took another look at the
picture, and began looking at some of the papers in the folder. He
looked up at the blonde with a puzzled expression and said, "You're
absolutely right! His bio says he wears contacts! How in the world could
you tell that by looking at his picture?"



The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Well,
Hellooooooooooooo! With only one eye and one ear, he certainly can't
wear glasses."

 

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[Nadita]

My question is... what color is the detective...? I hope it's not half blonde

[DiveDeepSix]

ROFLMAO, I'd thought I'd heard em all buddy great joke!!

 

Here's another for ya!

 

A blonde gets pulled over by a cop for speeding, the officer also a blonde comes to the door and asks for the driver's ID.  The blonde driver a bit confused asks what's an ID?  The blonde cop responds something that has your picture on it.  The blonde driver starts digging in her purse and finally pulls out a compact mirror, looks at it quick and hands it over to the blonde cop.  The blonde cop takes a quick look and says "Oh I'm so sorry if I'd have known you were a cop I wouldn't have pulled you over!"    

[sandfly]

YOU TWO R FUNNY

[Rayzur]

ROFLMAO Mark.... Yours is great too DDSix.... thanks for the laughs guys.