reveldog Posted January 8, 2013 Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 PHOTO WILL NOT UPLOAD Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women. Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it... Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real ***** to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over. New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger. This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace when it becomes troublesome. 7 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sxsess Posted January 8, 2013 Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 PHOTO WILL NOT UPLOAD Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women. Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it... Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real ***** to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over. New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger. This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace when it becomes troublesome. Photo please!?! I want one but on a lease. Haha 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reveldog Posted January 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 HOW DO YOU DOWN LOAD A PHOTO ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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umbertino Posted January 9, 2013 Report Share Posted January 9, 2013 PHOTO WILL NOT UPLOAD Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women. Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it... Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real ***** to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over. New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger. This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace when it becomes troublesome. lol. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iownya83 Posted January 9, 2013 Report Share Posted January 9, 2013 HOW DO YOU DOWN LOAD A PHOTO ? Added message to your profile. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reveldog Posted January 9, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2013 thanks Iownay83 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iownya83 Posted January 9, 2013 Report Share Posted January 9, 2013 thanks Iownay83 Yup hope it helps. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug_W Posted January 10, 2013 Report Share Posted January 10, 2013 PHOTO WILL NOT UPLOAD Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women. Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it... Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real ***** to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over. New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger. This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace when it becomes troublesome. Maybe, just Maybe your starting technique is wrong? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Machine Posted January 10, 2013 Report Share Posted January 10, 2013 Maybe, just Maybe your starting technique is wrong? +1 buddy it's all in the technique ..... If u haven't got ..... Well u haven't got it . Some take longer to start than others. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shabibilicious Posted January 10, 2013 Report Share Posted January 10, 2013 As soon as my wife learns to drive a stick......maybe I'll take hers for a spin. GO RV, then BV 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLHUBER Posted January 10, 2013 Report Share Posted January 10, 2013 As soon as my wife learns to drive a stick......maybe I'll take hers for a spin. GO RV, then BV Good One Shabibilicious. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krome2ez Posted January 10, 2013 Report Share Posted January 10, 2013 As soon as my wife learns to drive a stick......maybe I'll take hers for a spin. GO RV, then BV Way too funny. Thanks for the laugh Shabs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brbrlocke Posted January 10, 2013 Report Share Posted January 10, 2013 LOL. Does it come with a straight stick? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iownya83 Posted January 11, 2013 Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 LOL. Does it come with a straight stick? No but I'm sure you could find a way to straighten it Next up-grade is the SEx 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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