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Theseus

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  1. 16 hours ago, Kraidle said: I hope they throw some bacon grease on their faces before their executions. Show no mercy. In the Philipines when fighting Islamic forces they dipped their bullets in fat from a pig. The Islamic forces knew if they were shot and killed with one of these bullets they would never reach the land of milk and honey. Let loose a live pig within a mosque, makes that mosque useless for many many years. It is the non-violent solution to remove a mosque where it is not needed. Wonder what would happen if pigs and black dogs were let loose on the streets of Mosul? On that note, just finished a pork belly sandwich from Arby's because "where'd everyone go?" They went to Arbys!
  2. I am still sticking with after 2017 for a rate increase. Which I know most don't want to hear but better to hear it than be lied to. they just have too much to do with everything to get it done in 2017 or by January.
  3. 14 people killed in Northern part of Kirkuk. ISIS is trying to take the battle away from Mosul.
  4. 14 people killed as ISIS attacks northern part of Kirkuk. Just announced.
  5. Iraqis must be time travelers to receive the budget in 2017. How did they know they haven't received it in 2017? Inquiring minds want to know!
  6. Every sunrise is an opportunity... every sunset is just going back to the drawing board!
  7. Theseus

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    Lets return the days of poodle skirts. Gurls were much purtier then! And was so much more funner to be pretending that everyone was innocent as an angel! I had the best of ejmoocayshun.. publik skool!
  8. Was hard to edit and paste. Only one reason to deploy 25K military forces. Stupid 0bummer. If the zero non-hero does not award this man a purple heart because we are "not engaged in combat" he needs a royal bayonet up his backside.
  9. Reported on Fox news today... death of US Service membe in Iraq. Happened by IED. http://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2016/10/20/breaking-us-military-killed-in-mosul-offensive-n2235227 By Katie Pavlich A U.S. service member has been killed in a roadside suicide attack as the Mosul offensive against ISIS continues, with the most intense fighting so-far happening today. The name has not been released as officials notify the family. More than 25,000 U.S. troops are taking part in the Mosul offensive. The White House maintains U.S. military forces are not engaged in combat.
  10. Reported on Fox news today... death of US Service membe in Iraq. Happened by IED. http://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2016/10/20/breaking-us-military-killed-in-mosul-offensive-n2235227 BREAKING: U.S. Military Serviceman Killed in Mosul Offensive By Katie Pavlich
  11. Hey Ethel! Boogadad boogadad... and they call him the streak!
  12. Iraq needs a well-developed banking system brain. There fixed it. Now someone fix this stupid underlining and highlighting of text! Egads! Gazooks Batman! It just won't stop!
  13. Mosul will be liberated. For the liberation of Mosul they will take a month long break before the next break to take another month long break then come back to hold session for two days and a holiday will be found that never existed and another month long break will happen. Soon they will only work 2 days out of a month and take the rest of the time lounging and smoking hashish out of their hookahs all the while laughing at the fools who bought IQD in Amerikah! No? /s
  14. The ongoing negotiations centered around when the actual sun would set and rise. As these people think the world revolves them. Are ya getting that warm tingly feeling going down your leg? Wait no, I have to change my underwear and pants now. That warm tingly sensation was loss of bladder control.. false alarm. (Actual quote from a CNN talk show host who is known to get tingly sensations down his leg and could be 0bummer's *** lover as much as he dotes on him.)
  15. And they just got rid of the sexy burka costume for halloween!
  16. Most guru's have their heads up their backdoor.
  17. Let them keep quoting in Dinars. It sets the tone for the Iraqi people to think in Dinars not dollars which is what they should be doing anyhow. Think dinars not dollars.
  18. To get to one I guess you have to drop the zeroes, eh? 2+1+7 = 10 Add the zero to 10 and you get 100. Drop the zeroes and voila! 1! Hey don't argue with common core mathematics, it will screw with your mind every time! Okay people living over there in Iraq, do you need a tutor?
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