Soldiering4U

Bane you are back haven't seen u here n a while... been hiding out on us LOL

I have been waiting for the right time to post this one Tiff. My Catholic friend sent it to me A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After the mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, “When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.” So next Sunday he took the monsignor’s advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after mass, he found the following note on his door: Sip the Vodka, don’t gulp. There are 10 commandments, not 12. There are 12 disciples, not 10. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet on his ass. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior, and the Spook. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the sh*t out of him. When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, don’t say he was stoned off his ass. We do not refer to the cross as the “Big T.” When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, “Take this and eat it for it is my body.” He did not say, “Eat me.” The Virgin Mary is not called “Mary with the Cherry.” The recommended grace before a meal is not: “Rub-A-Dub-Dub, thanks for the grub, yeah God.” Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St.Peter’s, not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy’s.

think about it this way though if he cuts his salary in half and then he RVs at $3 he would be making more than he was before (I know out of the box... again)

Hope this kid watches out for the guys in the black SUVs pulling up in his drive way to take this class project from him

I will make you a new pot when you get back LOL thanks for the info and as always doc you are the best at what you do

only till it RVs I am sure it will be soon LOL... no need to leave just treat it like you are waiting for Ozzy tickets or something LOL

Now this guy gets it LOL

I was gonna cut obamacare while they where freaking out about the other stuff... you know sneak one in on them like they do us all the time... and as far as the entitlement plans go we got a couple years till the run out so lets pay off the debt of 14 trillion and once we get back in the black we would discuss entitlement reform Dang, if I didn't have bad credit I could run for office... wait sorry they don't want people in there that would actually do stuff... they want talkers not doers... sorry guys

Now this guy is funny I don't care who you are come on guys don't keep red rocking him just take it as a joke cause it is....

I am just wondering, does it sound to you that Okie is starting to believe himself... I mean he actually will make something up then believe it whole heartedly wow now that is a new kind of crazy

I do greatly apologize to Spock... I didn't mean to refer to him as a liberal he is not... I don't think he is anything... can he even vote any place off of the enterprise? again Spock if you are reading I am so sorry and please except my deepest apologies... wait who is standing behind me.... ouch... don't ... not the death gri..........

I have taken my dad who is a cancer survivor from Agent Orange and had his back broken while he was fighting for this country I love he had 100% disability... He fills out the surveys every time he goes and has never been "Satisfied" except for once, in the only place he was ever treated as more than a # in a book was in Oregon where he had his cancer surgery done... then the VA cut him from being 100% to 30% and told him to get back to work after being off for 5 years not to mention all of the side effects of the surgery and all of the appointments my dad has a hard time sweeping floors at home let alone being a janitor at Wal-Mart which is a job he just had to quit because he can hardly move in the morning... I am sure there are good VA's out there but I have only found one and I have been to 12 of them with my dad and his problems and I found 1 not a good record from my stand point... I stand by my first statement

Sad part about it is Getherdone, nobody in any place of power can think of this on their own. However, every single red, white, and blue blooded citizen in the US knows this is what needs to happen.... (FYI liberals bleed green so they don't count LOL)

I have a great way of cutting 14 trillion in a few years.... First Bring all of the troops back to US soil... Second, Quit sending Billions and Billions of dollars in "Aid" to countries that don't give a crap about us and openly mock our way of life... Third, Stop with all the "Bail Outs" if something is going to fail let it fail this America stuff happens and we pick ourselves right back up and move on, Forth, cut taxes on the businesses, I mean small and large the little people are just trying to start up and if the big ones can get less taxes and cut through less red tape some place else they will move... Fifth and final, DRILL HERE AND DRILL NOW, that one is pretty self explanatory. Using these five simple steps in a few years we will be back in the Green

Hey how did you all get a pic of my dog

Man good to know I am not a Hillbilly just a thinker who wouldn't want a place to eat and poop at the same time LOL

WOW, sorry to hear that, something doesn't seem right though... I am a huge Tea Party Supporter but I have always been a little cautious of MB she seems to have something about her I don't trust... Just can't put my finger on it.

Hey now, We already have our resident wackjob in Possum and we love him for it,(sometimes tough love LOL) don't go trying to take his job... not sure if their is enough room on this site for two of you guys

I don't think this guy realizes that everyone starts out with the title NEWBIE... silly little newbie.... this is why there ought to be a time or rating period folks... For all the Newbies out there GUESS WHAT we all where there once the rating above your name has to do with the activity of your account... don't be all offended and poopie faced because you can't have the title of Captain Amazing or Super GURU above your name when you have 5 posts.... come on... don't let your little feelers get hurt

Considering what I know now I would get a VIP right off the bat and not worry about it... I would not "Post" till I had exhausted all of my efforts in finding answers to my questions... and if I could not find an answer I would probably ask one of the mods in a PM or righting on their wall... they are real good about answering those... And since I just got bashed on yesterday by a negative newbie I still stand firm on my aforementioned statement of it being on a rating system as apposed to a standard date or time... I love everyone but their is always one in the crowd that farts and makes everyone stink

IDK, everyone's beloved DD seems to think so... DD: One tidbit before I have to run tonight… no time for live Q&A… sorry… It came to me from someone I trust that the lower denominations may have officially been introduced yesterday. He saw and held them with his own hands. They are real and do exist. We need to just allow the news to do what it’s going to do… take us for a ride that will have our heads spinning… I certainly hope this incredible piece of information is legitimate, and that we’re on to something. This didn’t come through anyone other than the source to me, so I know he’s telling me the truth. Read more: http://dinarvets.com/forums/index.php?/topic/52732-dd-chat/#ixzz1Cokuimjo

the funny thing is that is what he really said I remember Rush or Beck talking about it.... Oh well, Keep the Faith

No worries man it happens what thread was you trying to post in?

WoW, Been there and done that... and to Deathmonkey... I talked to my S1 and they said he would look into it and he had noticed on his LES the same too... on the Tax Bracket thing... HA... I am so far away from a new tax bracket having a wife and 2 boys... we just did our taxes and I made after all of the bah and base pay just over 26,000 I made more being a cop in small town america before taking this job... Come on RV daddy needs a new truck LOL

Wasn't BAH it was Base Pay... and I am not one of those soldiers who get in trouble so I know it wasn't that... I checked with some of my buddies who are single and they had the same thing in their base pay go down... strange they sign a pay raise then take some back... I seen where they raised the pay but never seen it in my LES and this is the second month in a row I have checked for this...