The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper

[umbertino]

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated

Him out of $10,000,000.00

His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place.

It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would not have to

Testify in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10

Million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.

The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!

The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, �Where's the money?

Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The

Lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are

Talking about" The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's

Head and says, "Ask him again or I'll kill him!"

The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."

Guido trembles and signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown

Briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house.

The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?" The lawyer replies,

"He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."

[Theflyingbird]

Hilarious. Thanks!

[momoney1]

i LOVE IT

[tommy17]

Good One

[umbertino]

Glad you liked it, guys.

[fastarnie]

Just like a lawyer. Excellent joke :lol:

[matlok12]

Nice

[Shelley]

Thanks Umbertino, I really needed that laugh

[Francie26]

I can't wait to forward this to some of the people I exchange emails with several times each week. They are going to crack up--and so did I. I'll tell them I got it from my buddy in Italy. Thanks, Umbertino

[umbertino]

I can't wait to forward this to some of the people I exchange emails with several times each week. They are going to crack up--and so did I. I'll tell them I got it from my buddy in Italy. Thanks, Umbertino

Thanks Francie et al.... Francie... Actually I got it from an American Friend....Smile......

[genx4me]

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated

Him out of $10,000,000.00

His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place.

It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would not have to

Testify in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10

Million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.

The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!

The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, �Where's the money?

Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The

Lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are

Talking about" The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's

Head and says, "Ask him again or I'll kill him!"

The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."

Guido trembles and signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown

Briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house.

The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?" The lawyer replies,

"He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."

Haha..this was the joke I put in the contest. It's funny!