Tired of the cold weather???

[captspiffy]

Thought we may need a bit of funny............

and I sure hope to see an RV within the next 5 days.

[BANE]

I do too hope for an RV in the next 5 days. Hope to get my wife a lobotomy...or at least one of the Stepford wives treatment...

[Tiffany23]

It's So Cold...

colder than a *****'s heart

I'm shivering like a mobster in a tax office.

It's so cold we had to chisel the dog off a lamp-post

Pet stores sell hamsters, gerbils and penguins

It's so cold that the local flasher was caught *describing* himself

to women.

you have to open the fridge to heat the house

your false teeth chatter, and they are still in the glass

that Bill Clinton is sleeping with his own wife in order to keep warm.

It was so cold the lawyers had their hands in their own pockets....

mailmen watch out for both dogs and polar bears

igloos come with a lifetime guarantee

The fire department advises you to set your house on fire

the prisoners were BEGGING for the electric chair!

when you opened the door to the house the small light in front went on!

The hookers downtown are charging 20 bucks just to blow on your hands

[coorslite21]

Very tired of the cold weather!

Excellent Tiffany23.....but how cold is it really?

[TNDinarGirl]

Yes, I am tired of the cold weather, and the "Global Warming" that keeps falling from the sky! My kids didn't have a full week of school for the entire month of January because here in Tennessee nobody knows how to drive if there's even 1/8 of an inch of snow on the roads.

I want the RV to hurry up so I can spend a week at the Ritz in St Thomas, USVI!