Popular Post marineonwatch Posted October 6, 2010 Popular Post Report Share Posted October 6, 2010 To all my DVets Family... Over this long journey, we have all laughed, cried, argued, sighed and ached over seeing this investment come into fruition. You have provided me with knowledge, analysis, amusement, and most of all, a heartfelt friendship that I will cherish throughout my life. I wish to dedicate this last "dinar ditty" to all of you, my dear "comrades in cash", and hope you enjoy this poor attempt of showing my gratitude. Thank you. 'THE NIGHT BEFORE R.V. (after "The Night Before Christmas", by Clement Clarke Moore or Henry Livingston) 'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE R.V., IN THE CHAT ROOM I SAT, NO INVESTOR WAS STIRRING, NOT EVEN A RAT; THE TAX FORMS WERE HUNG NEAR THE CELL PHONE WITH CARE, WITH HOPES AN ANNOUNCEMENT SOON WOULD BE THERE; THE DINARS WERE NESTLED ALL SNUG IN MY STASH, WHILE VISIONS OF DOLLAR SIGNS REPLACED THEM AS CASH; AS MOM TALKED OF R.V., AND I TALKED OF L.O.P., WE JUST STOPPED DEBATING AND WENT TO BED WITH A FLOP, WHEN UP ON THE TV WHOOPED A REPORTER FROM FOX, I SPRANG UP FROM THE BED AS I REACHED FOR MY STOCKS. AWAY TO MY LAPTOP TOO FAST TO BE SEEN, I CLICKED ON MY BOOKMARK AND GAWKED AT THE SCREEN. THE BLUR FROM THE WEB SITE AROSE WITH A GLOW GAVE THE LUSTER OF BUILLION, (BUT HOW WOULD i KNOW?) WHEN, IN FRONT OF MY RED PUFFY EYES FULL OF SWIRLS POOFED ADAM MONTANA AND EIGHT VEGAS GIRLS! WITH A SUAVE, WELL-GROOMED DRIVER, SO DAPPER AND SPRY i KNEW IN A MOMENT, BETTER ZIP UP MY FLY. AS LOUD AS A FREIGHT TRAIN, ON HARLEYS THEY CAME, "THE GURUS FROM D-VETS", HE SHOUTED THEIR NAME. "NOW, SCOOTER!, NOW, DEENAR!, NOW, SPARKLING BLUE!. ON, FRANKC!, ON, RSNEED!, ON, SUNGLASSES TOO!! MR. RICH, DO A WHEELIE!, MR. PARROT, DO A FLIP! AND, FOR GOODNESS, DEAR RVorBUST, PLEASE DON'T TRIP!!" LIKE CONFETTI THAT FALLS FROM A SKYSCRAPER, TALL, THE HARLEYS COLLIDED, AND FELL IN A SPRAWL, SO, UP FROM THE BLACK-TOP, HIS POSSE AROSE, BRUSHED OFF ALL THE DOG POOP, AND CLEANED OFF THEIR NOSE. AND THEN, IN A TWINKLING, MY EYES GAVE ME PROOF, ADAM'S SHOW GIRLS WERE DANCING THE TWIST ON MY ROOF! AS i SHOOK MY HEAD QUICKLY, AND WAS TURNING AWAY, IN THE FRONT DOOR CAME ADAM AND COMING MY WAY. HE WAS DRESSED IN ARMANI, FROM HEAD TO HIS TOE, NOT A SPECK OF DIRT ON HIM. (IT WAS QUITE A SHOW!) A HUGE BAG OF CASH HE HAD PULLED FROM A BOX, HE LOOKED JUST LIKE JAMES BOND THAT'S ROBBING FT. KNOX. HIS EYES---HOW THEY TWINKLED! HIS DIMPLES---BIG AND FAT! HIS LEGS WERE LIKE TREE TRUNKS! HIS ARMS---A BASEBALL BAT! SOME DROOL FROM HIS MOUTH THAT LEAKED OUT FROM HIS SMILE, WAS CAKED ON FROM CASHING IN DINAR AWHILE. THE STUB OF A CIGAR FLICKED ASH ON HIS SLEEVE, AND THE SMOKE THAT ESCAPED IT MADE ME STRUGGLE TO BREATHE; HE HAD A STRONG FACE AND A GUT TIGHT AS MORTAR AND WAS TIGHT AS A BED SHEET BEING BOUNCED BY A QUARTER. HE WAS HAPPY AND CAREFREE, WITH MONEY TO BURN, AND I LAUGHED WHEN I SAW HIM, CAUSE NOW ITS MY TURN; A WINK OF HIS EYE, AND A PULL ON HIS EAR, SOON LET ME KNOW I HAD NOTHING TO FEAR. HE SPOKE NOT A WORD, JUST LAID OUT THE CASH, AND FILLED THE KIDS' TRUST FUNDS WITH A MILLIONAIRE'S STASH, AND USING HIS CELL PHONE AFTER MAKING HIS RAID, AND GIVING A NOD, SIGNALED "D-TRADE". HE GATHERED HIS SHOWGIRLS, TO HIS PALS GAVE A HOLLER, AND AWAY THEY RODE OFF, AND ASKED NOT A DOLLAR. BUT I HEARD HIM EXCLAIM AS HE SPED OUT OF SIGHT, "GET YOUR DINAR TO ALI, CAUSE IT RVed TONIGHT!!!" AND MAY ALL OF YOU, HAVE A WONDERFUL LIFE ENJOYING THE BLESSINGS FROM ABOVE!! 21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandpa Dave Posted October 6, 2010 Report Share Posted October 6, 2010 Hey Marine that is a good one !!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePeoplesChamp Posted October 6, 2010 Report Share Posted October 6, 2010 SPECTACULAR!!! GOOOO RV!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tripthelight Posted October 6, 2010 Report Share Posted October 6, 2010 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG! Well done! I needed that. Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walker Texas Ranger Posted October 6, 2010 Report Share Posted October 6, 2010 Ok. Last time. Christmas Refs. is my stick... lol Great Job! Go RV! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cris Posted October 6, 2010 Report Share Posted October 6, 2010 Holy shnike!!....well done!!...go RV already!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollarsense Posted October 6, 2010 Report Share Posted October 6, 2010 Great Post :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparklingblue Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 It is so wonderful I loved it. Thank you so very much for that. I was just laughing so hard had to read it to my family. to cute. thanks again 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrparrot Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 Adam needs to update his book and get that included in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unitedrich Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 (edited) Adam needs to update his book and get that included in it. Agreed... That was awesome!! Edited October 7, 2010 by Unitedrich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drstain Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 Very good, excellent, really enjoyed! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tampa1000 Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 Great job, thanks for taking the time to make everyone smile!!! GO RV!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kamm Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 Thanks for the post, That was way too cool. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGCG Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 that made me smile - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo9678 Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 LEGEN.... wait for it.... wait for it.... DARY!!! I just hope it doesn't take until Christmas to get done.... LOL GO RV!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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