Silly Smiles II

[pokerplayer]

On 5/20/2019 at 9:00 PM, Markinsa said:

 

 

 

LOL, to funny Mark. I had a dog that would bark at his reflection in the mirror all the time. This went on for WEEKS until he would just walk by , but stare at it and maybe growl alittle once in a while ! 

 

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[DIAMOND]

WHAT!!!! no pizza hut 

[429]

48 minutes ago, DIAMOND said:

WHAT!!!! no pizza hut 

No Starbuck's?!!!

[DIAMOND]

429 its a wilderness colony dont go lol

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[Markinsa]

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[pokerplayer]

1 minute ago, Markinsa said:

 

 

Bwahahahahaha, great one mark, even if I did spew ice tea out my nose !! 

 

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Edited June 3, 2019 by pokerplayer

[Markinsa]

 

[Markinsa]

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.

I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.

"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" I asked.

"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said.."I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."

"Will you spend this on hunting equipment?" I asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't gone hunting in 20 years!"

"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?

I replied, "Don't worry about that. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing, and hunting."

 

 

 

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[Markinsa]

For you infantry types...

 

During basic army training, a sergeant was telling his group how a sub-machine gun sprayed bullets. He drew a circle on a blackboard and announced that it had 260 degree.

“But, sergeant, all circles have 360 degrees,” called out a conscript.

“Don’t be stupid,” the sergeant roared. “This is a small circle.”