moose 57 Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 (edited) I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister, Lucia. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me. I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. She never did it around anyone else. One day she called me and asked me to come over. 'To check my Sister's wedding- invitations' she said. She was alone when I arrived. she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome any longer. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married. She said "Before you commit your life to my sister". Well, I was in total shock, and I couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom" she said. "If you want one last wild fling, just come up and have me". I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment. Then turned and made a bee-line straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Absolutely stunned, his entire future family was standing outside and they were all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me. He said, 'Sergio, we are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family my son..' And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car. (that's bad,yet funny)! h.a.n.d. Edited April 26, 2017 by moose 57 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
genx4me Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 Yes....bad, but funny! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash101 Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 Got me thinking in my younger years how many times I'd never pass that test. Thnx for the memories. 101 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbertino Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 Good one...As usual, my Friend....Ciao 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash101 Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 The little sister, What would Charlie Harper do. 101 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moose 57 Posted April 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 (edited) 23 minutes ago, Flash101 said: The little sister, What would Charlie Harper do. 101 I wonder! Edited April 26, 2017 by moose 57 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash101 Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 1 hour ago, moose 57 said: I wonder! Oh GOD I remember those days What to do What to do Hummmmm. How can he even look at them in the eyes. 2 sets of TWINS +1 101 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moose 57 Posted April 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Flash101 said: Oh GOD I remember those days What to do What to do Hummmmm. How can he even look at them in the eyes. 2 sets of TWINS +1 101 What eyes! Twins-little sister! Edited April 26, 2017 by moose 57 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash101 Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 3 minutes ago, moose 57 said: What eyes! Twins-little sister! I miss his music. 101 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moose 57 Posted April 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 32 minutes ago, Flash101 said: I miss his music. 101 Yes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muleslayer Posted April 27, 2017 Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 I miss the hot chicks on 2 1/2 men! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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