FlyHi Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 LEXOPHILIA - WHO ON EARTH DREAMS THESE UP? I don't know but they are clever and will give you a few groans as well! Why, a lexophile of course . How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it. Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes. England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo. I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me. This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore. When chemists die, they barium. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations. I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils? When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble. Broken pencils are pointless. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx. All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on. I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. Velcro - what a rip off! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigwave Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 Thanks HiFly - someone is very creative! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shabibilicious Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 (edited) Awesomely Ugh-worthy, FlyHi.....Thanks. GO RV, then BV Edited April 25, 2016 by Shabibilicious 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxinjersey Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 Shabs' opinions cover some splintering points when he's sitting on the fence! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shabibilicious Posted April 26, 2016 Report Share Posted April 26, 2016 (edited) 14 hours ago, Jaxinjersey said: Shabs' opinions cover some splintering points when he's sitting on the fence! Ahh Jax.......my little one sided coin buddy. GO RV, then BV Edited April 26, 2016 by Shabibilicious 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxinjersey Posted April 26, 2016 Report Share Posted April 26, 2016 2 hours ago, Shabibilicious said: Ahh Jax.......my little one sided coin buddy. GO RV, then BV Good one Shabs! How about this instead... Jax has balanced multi pronged stances, while hoping the bouncing ball of reason is grasped at the right time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shabibilicious Posted April 26, 2016 Report Share Posted April 26, 2016 3 minutes ago, Jaxinjersey said: Good one Shabs! How about this instead... Jax has balanced multi pronged stances, while hoping the bouncing ball of reason is grasped at the right time! Shabs believes Jax just referred to his grasper of the reason ball self in the third person. GO RV, then BV 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxinjersey Posted April 26, 2016 Report Share Posted April 26, 2016 Oooops! Multi posted! Sorry! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxinjersey Posted April 26, 2016 Report Share Posted April 26, 2016 8 minutes ago, Shabibilicious said: Shabs believes Jax just referred to his grasper of the reason ball self in the third person. GO RV, then BV It's just a game Shabs... just a game! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shabibilicious Posted April 26, 2016 Report Share Posted April 26, 2016 2 hours ago, Jaxinjersey said: It's just a game Shabs... just a game! You don't have to tell me twice. GO RV, then BV 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbertino Posted April 26, 2016 Report Share Posted April 26, 2016 AWESOME! Grazie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbertino Posted April 26, 2016 Report Share Posted April 26, 2016 21 hours ago, bigwave said: Thanks HiFly - someone is very creative! Agreed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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