Jihadi John is Smarter than the Average Liberal

[RV ME]

By Jeannie DeAngelis

 

Who would have thought that the notorious ISIS remover of heads, the man behind the ski mask, Jihadi John, would prove to be smarter than the average liberal?

 

Remember John?  He’s the guy who struck fear in the hearts of the world when he was pictured on video carving off the heads of ISIS prisoners/journalists and aid workers like James Foley and Steven Sotloff, David Haines, Alan Henning, and Peter Kassig.

 

Clad entirely in black from head to toe, Mohammed Emwazi, aka Jihadi John, would stand in the hot desert sun beside kneeling victims dressed in outfits similar to Hillarious Clinton’s infamous Home Depot orange pants suit. Head cocked to the side, knife in hand gesturing and pointing at the camera, Jihadi John would calmly speak perfect English with a distinct British accent and then would patiently wait until his victims were done spewing a forced propaganda spiel. Then, with the cameras rolling, John would saw off their heads.

 

Now, British and American Special Forces are searching for and want Jihadi John dead or alive.

 

It seems the ISIS executioner, who enthusiastically participated in beheading prisoners of the Islamic state, worries his own head will be removed and he is running for his life. Apparently the publicity he’s gotten has made Jihadi John quake in his Ninja boots, fearful that the militant ISIS murderers are done with him and will kill him and bury his headless body in a mass grave. 

 

Sounds like liberalism: use up supporters and then visit upon those useful idiots the very terrorism they endorsed.

 

Prior to mastering Butchery 101, Mr. Emwazi was a student at the University of Westminster studying information systems and business management. Then Emwazi was radicalized and became the masked face of ISIS terror. Now, to avoid suffering a fate similar to the ones he inflicted on others, Jihadi John is somewhere in Syria hiding from both the good and bad guys both of whom are searching for him across the Middle East.

 

So why is Jihadi John smarter than the average liberal?

 

As a group, liberals believe that their support for progressive policies such as ObamaCare, climate change, the right to choose and so on somehow exempts them from the blight liberalism creates when those policies are implemented.

 

Liberals rally around high taxes but hate paying them; they applaud ObamaCare, but will be the first ones to whine when they’re denied health care services or evaluated by a death panel.  Liberals love Obama’s plan to forcibly integrate

neighborhoods, as long as it’s not theirs; they’ll march on behalf of illegal immigration until someone they love is killed by a drunk illegal driving without a license, and they will champion an Iran deal until Iran gets the bomb, at which point they’ll be found quaking and quivering in a renovated bomb shelter somewhere. 

 

In other words, like Jihadi John, liberals can dish it out but they can’t take it.

 

Never realizing that the end result will involve the devaluing and maybe even the loss of their own life, liberals decry the so-called racial profiling of potential terrorists, defend the right to choose abortion and, of late, even justify selling the organs of aborted babies. Then when terrorism threatens their life, or in the future an Obama organ collector suggests that to promote fairness liberals should volunteer a spare kidney to one who has none, the liberals who rallied for organ sharing will be the first to protest.

 

Somewhere inside their hollow, empty souls, liberals like to inflict, but hate to be inflicted upon. 

 

Those on the left like to force others to give, never thinking that the implication of compulsory giving will also affect their own lives. Liberals are ardent supporters of government, but seem to think supporting the government edicts being imposed on the masses somehow exempts them from the negative impact of what they’re helping to promote.

 

In other words, liberals are the Jihadi Johns of a government version of ISIS: they believe they can support what progressivism imposes on America and never become a victim of those oppressive policies themselves. 

 

Liberals believe they can lop off heads and keep their own -- but they’re wrong, and the real Jihadi John was wise enough to recognize it. That’s why he’s smarter than the average liberal: Jihadi John hightailed it into the desert and is currently on the run somewhere trying desperately to keep his head.

 

http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2015/07/jihadi_john_is_smarter_than_the_average_liberal.html

[Shabibilicious]

For a liberal, Jihadi John wears a lot of.......conservative black.    

 

GO RV, then BV

[Shabibilicious]

If black's not a conservative color, I don't know what is.        Don't ya'll hate it when things backfire?    

 

GO RV, then BV

[new york kevin]

Shabbs  

[Shabibilicious]

Shabbs  

 

Thanks for the short answer, Kev.    

 

GO RV, then BV

[SnowGlobe7]

I do not care what color he wears..off with his head

[RV ME]

If black's not a conservative color, I don't know what is.        Don't ya'll hate it when things backfire?    

 

GO RV, then BV

 

 

Wears a lot of conservative black?  Not sure what that means.  I was recently in NYC and most people I saw heading to work were dressed in black attire.  And by no means can you say NYC is a bastion of conservatism.  BUT if you are saying that Jihadi Johnny is conservative then you have successfully proven the point of the OP in that conservatives are smarter than libs.

[Shabibilicious]

Wears a lot of conservative black?  Not sure what that means.  I was recently in NYC and most people I saw heading to work were dressed in black attire.  And by no means can you say NYC is a bastion of conservatism.  BUT if you are saying that Jihadi Johnny is conservative then you have successfully proven the point of the OP in that conservatives are smarter than libs.

 

Smart Republicans running Congress.......stupid Democrats running the show.  I see your point.    

 

GO RV, then BV

Edited July 28, 2015 by Shabibilicious

[Whatshername]

Found Him... serving up gyros at the food court!

 

 

Better than his last gig...

 

[RV ME]

Smart Republicans running Congress.......stupid Democrats running the show.  I see your point.    

 

GO RV, then BV

There's your mistake. You said the Republicans running congress and I was talking about conservatives.

[Shabibilicious]

There's your mistake. You said the Republicans running congress and I was talking about conservatives.

 

There's 1 or 2 conservatives in there.....that's 2 more than across the aisle.    

 

GO RV, then BV

[Shabibilicious]

Unfortunately, there aren't any smart liberals.....so no chance of offending any with such a brilliantly kooky opinion piece.    

 

GO RV, then BV

[RV ME]

There's 1 or 2 conservatives in there.....that's 2 more than across the aisle.    

 

GO RV, then BV

 

There are several conservatives in congress and yes they are all on the Republican side, but name me one who is “running congress”.  There aren’t any.  The Republicans running congress will do anything to keep the conservatives down.  I will agree with you, and thanks for pointing out, that there is not a single conservative on the Democrat side of the aisle.

 

Unfortunately, there aren't any smart liberals.....    

 

GO RV, then BV