The first pitch...

[moose 57]

 

President Obama and Michelle Obama are in the front row at a Yankees game. 
The row behind them is taken up with Secret Service agents, one of whom leans over and whispers something into the President's ear. 
As soon as he finishes, President Obama grabs Michelle by the  

scruff of the neck and heaves her over the railing.
Michelle falls 10 feet to the top of the dugout, kicking and screaming obscenities.
The Secret Service agent leans over again and whispers,
"Mr. President, I said, they want you to throw out the first PITCH!"

 

[Whatshername]

[nstoolman1]

 

 

     

 

 

Funny and very disturbing all in one. 

[8th ID]

Both are good !!! :lmao: :lmao:

[Muleslayer]

Oh my g-o-d my eyes are bleeding!

a two bagger for sure!

As the song goes "too much time on my hands"!

Edited July 10, 2015 by Muleslayer

[Whatshername]

     

 

 

Funny and very disturbing all in one. 

 

 

Oh my g-o-d my eyes are bleeding!

 

 

 

 

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[Muleslayer]

Why thank you for the "sincere" apologies Sister Mary!

As buddy on night court says

I am feeling much better now!