The Machine Posted May 27, 2015 Report Share Posted May 27, 2015 A Kenyan lawyer has reportedly offered an assortment of livestock to Barack Obama in exchange for his 16-year-old daughter Malia's hand in marriage. Felix Kiprono told The Nairobian newspaper he was willing to present the US President with 50 cows, 70 sheep and 30 goats. Mr Kiprono, whose age was not revealed in the report, said it has long been his dream to wed the President's oldest of two daughters. "I got interested in her in 2008," he told the newspaper. "As a matter of fact, I haven't dated anyone since and promise to be faithful to her." Mr Kiprono planned to put his offer to Mr Obama when the President visits Kenya, the country where his father was born, in July. "I am currently drafting a letter to Obama asking him to please have Malia accompany him for this trip," he said. Mr Kiprono insisted that his love for Malia "is real" and that he is not after the family's money. He told the newspaper he and Malia would lead a "simple life" as man and wife. "I will teach Malia how to milk a cow, cook ugali (maize porridge) and prepare mursik (a traditional sour milk) like any other Kalenjin woman," he said. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shabibilicious Posted May 27, 2015 Report Share Posted May 27, 2015 "Kenyan farming pedophile lawyer dreams of life with Obama's 9 year old daughter" would have been a more accurate title. GO RV, then BV 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVWITHME Posted May 27, 2015 Report Share Posted May 27, 2015 Seems appropriate (in his culture) for what he's trying to "buy". Probably offering too much though, considering the in-laws he would inherit in the deal. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxinjersey Posted May 27, 2015 Report Share Posted May 27, 2015 Wouldn't marrying more than one cow be polygamy? Ooops... misunderstood the title! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dog53 Posted May 27, 2015 Report Share Posted May 27, 2015 Thats a lot of livestock . But if it were me he would have to throw in at least a couple pigs. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shabibilicious Posted May 27, 2015 Report Share Posted May 27, 2015 BTW, he can keep the sheep.........Obama already has millions. GO RV, then BV 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dog53 Posted May 27, 2015 Report Share Posted May 27, 2015 BTW, he can keep the sheep.........Obama already has millions. GO RV, then BV True Dat 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leanonme Posted May 27, 2015 Report Share Posted May 27, 2015 Good one Shabs! How true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbertino Posted May 27, 2015 Report Share Posted May 27, 2015 It's bizarre as he's a lawyer ( supposedly with enough education ) and he 's trying to deal with someone from another country where surely he knows there's no such thing as offering cows, goats and such. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DinarMillionaire Posted May 27, 2015 Report Share Posted May 27, 2015 This is not new to Obutt...the first time he was offered a cow...he married it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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