Actual Church Bulletin Announcements

[divemaster5734]

They say that these announcements actually appeared in church bulletins or were delivered in church services:

The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.

The sermon this morning: ' Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus .'

Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance
to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.

Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.

Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way
again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

[vietnam1969]

 THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS DIVEMASTER. THOSE WERE SOME GOOD ONES. ESPECIALLY THE ONE THAT SAID, "BRING YOUR HUSBANDS."        

[Moejoe]

Funny funny funny. Thanks for the grins.

[SnowGlobe7]

funny stuff

 

no offence to any one..but this one is funny to me

 

 

 

[divemaster5734]

 

ROFL

Thanks SnowGlobe7

[SnowGlobe7]

hey you started it!!!!!!!

[easterlily]

[divemaster5734]

hey you started it!!!!!!!

 

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