Words to live by

[divemaster5734]

It's not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame.

We have enough "youth". How about a fountain of "smart"?

A Fool and his money can throw one heck of a party.

When blondes have more fun, are they smart enough to know it?

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers give the rest a bad name.

The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the population.

[Muleslayer]

Good ones!