Spaghetti - Joke

[Goldiegirl]

For several years a man in NYC was having an affair with an Italian woman.

One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he said he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.

If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.

To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child
support to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.

'Honey, she said, 'you received a very strange post card today.'

'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and
fainted.

On the card was written:

Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.

Three with meatballs, two without.

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[billbill]

Ha Ha Ha!!!!!! That is a good one! Thanks

[moose 57]

That's what happens when you're "on the beach drinking margarita's" !!!

[LIBoy]

That extra potent NY super sperm will do it every time.

[umbertino]

Goldie... Great joke... And I of course ADORE spaghetti ( the proper type). They are an almost regular entry in my rather boring diet.

Edited May 17, 2013 by umbertino

[Cronus]

Thanks GG, that was funny

[millionaire in training]

GREAT JOKE  REALLY FUNNY.