Growing Longer

[moose 57]

When the man first noticed that his "unit" was growing longer, he was delighted.

But several weeks and several inches later, he became concerned and went to see a urologist.

While his wife waited outside, the physician examined him and explained that, thought rare his condition could be corrected by minor surgery.

The patient's wife anxiously rushed up to the doctor after the examination and was told of the diagnosis and the need for surgery.

"How long will he be on crutches?" she asked.

"Crutches???" the doctor asked.

"Well, yes," the woman said "You are going to lengthen his legs, aren't you?"

[TennesseeCherokee]

I don't believe I'd have told that.......

[Theflyingbird]

Got a link? I don't think this post is going to last long on here. I will say it was funny but I agree I don't think I would have posted something like that.

[tim5400]

belongs in the "dong" section...oops,,

[Black.Sheep]

belongs in the "dong" section...oops,,

LOL

[Tiffany23]

Hmmm...I thought it was the perfect fit...as did his wife.

[cisole]

belongs in the "dong" section...oops,,

HAHAHHAHAHA!