Qman Posted May 8, 2011 Report Share Posted May 8, 2011 AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 2010-09-27, 1:43 a.m. E.S.T. I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message. First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket.. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason..my girlfriend was happy that I just returned safely from my 2nd tour as a Combat Marine in Afghanistan .. She had just bought me that Kimber Custom Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head .... isn't it?! I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again]. After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with t he big motor home took 153 gallons and was extremely grateful! I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet.. [That made his day!] I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb .... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car. Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what 's going on with that? Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target. The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc..). ;In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky. Have a good day! Thoughtfully yours, Semper Fi, Alex 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keepmwlknfny Posted May 8, 2011 Report Share Posted May 8, 2011 LOL thats freakin awesome!! Hahahaha Karma is a ******!!! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lexecat Posted May 8, 2011 Report Share Posted May 8, 2011 That'll teach ya 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AoK Posted May 8, 2011 Report Share Posted May 8, 2011 OH MAN!!! THAT IS FREAKIN' AWESOME!!! though not a marine can I say, "SEMPER FI"!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summershah Posted May 8, 2011 Report Share Posted May 8, 2011 LMAO KARMA BIT HIM IN DA A $$ SERVES HIM RIGHT. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DinarLSU Posted May 8, 2011 Report Share Posted May 8, 2011 He sure will think twice before robbing someone else again, maybe he will become a Lawyer/ Doctor and rob us the legal way lol,, God bless and Geaux RV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckeye Pilot Posted May 8, 2011 Report Share Posted May 8, 2011 He sure will think twice before robbing someone else again, maybe he will become a Lawyer/ Doctor and rob us the legal way lol,, God bless and Geaux RV This has been around for many years........ 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aliciadogz Posted May 8, 2011 Report Share Posted May 8, 2011 How can I say it,but, COOL,COOL,COOL!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caleb08 Posted May 9, 2011 Report Share Posted May 9, 2011 That was a great Craigs list ad. The crook was very lucky that he didn't get killed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
palung Posted May 9, 2011 Report Share Posted May 9, 2011 (edited) Even though the crook deserve the punishment, I do not agree with the things the marine guy did. He used his credit card which in a way stealing, messing up with someone else car ( the owner of that car didn't deserve that. I would be piss if that was my car), and calling DA for threat calls? It doesn't matter if its someone else phone....you are the one calling so that label you as a terrorist buddy! He could of just call the police and turned the wallet over to the cops and let them take care of him. What he did was wrong and he was no different from the crook! Edited May 9, 2011 by palung 3 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike l Posted May 9, 2011 Report Share Posted May 9, 2011 Even though the crook deserve the punishment, I do not agree with the things the marine guy did. He used his credit card which in a way stealing, messing up with someone else car ( the owner of that car didn't deserve that. I would be piss if that was my car), and calling DA for threat calls? It doesn't matter if its someone else phone....you are the one calling so that label you as a terrorist buddy! He could of just call the police and turned the wallet over to the cops and let them take care of him. What he did was wrong and he was no different from the crook! he didnt really do that stuff it was a funny posting that came out about 2 or 3 years ago. but if it was real i would would have donr the same thing. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalite Posted May 9, 2011 Report Share Posted May 9, 2011 This has been around for many years........ It has. It resurfaces from time to time and captures the essence of the helplessness we feel in the changing times. With Savannah hosting Hunter Army Airfield, a half hour away from Fort Stewart, one and a half hours from King's Bay Naval Base, a few hours from Paris Island, and an hour away from the Federal Law Enforcement Training Center, there is probably enough testosterone in the area to give this some element of truth. However, honor would have prevented all of the things we would sometimes like to do from becoming what we actually do in a situation like this. I grew up in Savannah. Left there in the mid 70s and visit when necessary. We do like our belt hardware. 45 ACP is a comfort to have around. It is my favorite round... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMiyagi Posted May 15, 2011 Report Share Posted May 15, 2011 Possibly one of the best things I've ever read! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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