Qman Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 Sleeping with Bob The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly.. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night." The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night." The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy, a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it.. They said, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night. Bob sat up and watched me all night." "we sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm." - Sir Winston Churchil l 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
debratzz Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 Cracked me up! Thanks :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlesam Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 where in the world do you come up with this...that was hilarious...thanks Qman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emmet Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 Qman, that one went flying to all my friends, thanks for the post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatsfordinar? Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 I hearby proclaim QMAN--Official Jokester of DV!!!! Let the news travel throughout the webdom! Congratulations!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zul Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 TQ Qman.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinarella-X Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 Turn computer on..............go to Dinar Vets..........hit what's new.............look for posts from Qman first...............Keep'em coming........Keep laughing! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qman Posted April 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 THANK YOU ALL!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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