The Polite Way to Pee

[Kandi77]

The Polite Way to Pee

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'

Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'

The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite, What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'

Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'

'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'

Johnny said:'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'

The teacher fainted!

[caz1104]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I love it................................................................GO RV 2011 BABY & Lil Johnny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[roxyredhead]

That is toooooo funny!!!

[BryanGT3RS]

The Polite Way to Pee

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'

Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'

The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite, What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'

Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'

'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'

Johnny said:'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'

The teacher fainted!

Finally! It's so nice to see someone bring a bit of humor to this "stress pool". Everybody seems to be coming unglued.

[ThoughtEcho]

The Polite Way to Pee

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'

Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'

The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite, What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'

Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'

'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'

Johnny said:'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'

The teacher fainted!

And, we all know it took the teacher a couple of days to recover... so, when little Johnny came to school the next day, there was a substitute teacher.

The Substitute told the class that she would probably be teaching them for the rest of the week and that they should learn her name.

She introduced herself as Miss Prussy, and wrote her name on the blackboard, stating: "I noticed in your spelling book that you learned how to spell 'pus$y cat' a couple of weeks ago. Well, it will be easy for you to remember my name, because all you have to do is think of a soft, cute little pus$y and then add an "r" after the first letter," and she proceeded to circle the "r" after the "P" in "Prussy" on the blackboard.

The next day, the Substitute began the class by saying: "Now children, which one of you can remember my name?"

From the back of the class, little Johnny began waving his arms and shouting "I can! I can!"

"OK, Johnny," the Substitute said, "Please tell the rest of the class my name."

Johnny proudly stepped to the front of the classroom, stood up straight, and blurted "Miss Crunt!"

[Kandi77]

And, we all know it took the teacher a couple of days to recover... so, when little Johnny came to school the next day, there was a substitute teacher.

The Substitute told the class that she would probably be teaching them for the rest of the week and that they should learn her name.

She introduced herself as Miss Prussy, and wrote her name on the blackboard, stating: "I noticed in your spelling book that you learned how to spell 'pus$y cat' a couple of weeks ago. Well, it will be easy for you to remember my name, because all you have to do is think of a soft, cute little pus$y and then add an "r" after the first letter," and she proceeded to circle the "r" after the "P" in "Prussy" on the blackboard.

The next day, the Substitute began the class by saying: "Now children, which one of you can remember my name?"

From the back of the class, little Johnny began waving his arms and shouting "I can! I can!"

"OK, Johnny," the Substitute said, "Please tell the rest of the class my name."

Johnny proudly stepped to the front of the classroom, stood up straight, and blurted "Miss Crunt!"

LOL...that's another good one!!!!

[Slaydadea]

I love that Johnny, he's a lot more class these days!

[Tiffany23]

Same scenario but different ending.

The teacher says, "Ok, what is the right way to say it? Little Johnny says, "I'd say I have to go take a pee". The teacher says, "No Johnny that isn't correct. The correct terminalogy is urinate. Now try again and use the work urinate in a sentence."

Johnny thinks for a bit then say, "OK, teacher your an 8 but you'd be a 10 if your boobs were bigger!"

I LOVE little johnny jokes!