moose 57 Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 10 pet peeves dogs have about humans 1. Blaming your gas on me … Not Funny. 2. Yelling at me for barking. I am a dog, you idiot. 3. Taking me for a walk and then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? 4. Any trick balancing food on my nose. Stop it. 5. Yelling at me for rubbing myself on your carpet. Why did you buy carpet? 6. Getting upset when I sniff your guests. Sorry, but I haven’t quite mastered the handshake thing yet. 7. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you are not home. 8. Taking me to the vet for “the big snip,” then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back. 9. Dog sweaters. 10. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throws. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain, you nitwit. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dog53 Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 11. just when we become best friends You let your wife buy a cat 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moose 57 Posted September 10, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 11. just when we become best friends You let your wife buy a cat that should be in the top 2 dog53! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nannab Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 Thank you guys. I needed a laugh. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowGlobe7 Posted September 11, 2015 Report Share Posted September 11, 2015 You guys are just not funny...into the dog house with you 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aliciadogz Posted September 11, 2015 Report Share Posted September 11, 2015 Thanks for the laugh I just lost my Gracie this week of almost 13 yrs next month on the 8th her mom Shoney is going to be 15 in Jan and she is still going strong. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shabibilicious Posted September 11, 2015 Report Share Posted September 11, 2015 Thanks for the laugh I just lost my Gracie this week of almost 13 yrs next month on the 8th her mom Shoney is going to be 15 in Jan and she is still going strong. Very sorry for your loss, alicia.....they really do become part of the family, don't they. On a lighter note.....on the pet peeves list. "You're a good lamp....yes you are". GO RV, then BV 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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