Justin's Dad

[Markinsa]

A fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a

living. All the typical answers came up - fireman, mechanic,

businessman,  car salesman... and so forth. However, little Justin

was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him

about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a ***

cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music in front of other men

and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really

good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for

money."

 

 

 

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the

other children to work on some exercises and took little Justin aside.

"Is that really true about your father. "No," the boy said, "He works

for the Democratic National Committee and helped to get Obama elected,

but it's too embarrassing to say that in front of the other kids."

 

 

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[bigwave]

Thanks Mark!