New element to exchange Dinars for...

[wbuse984]

Discovery Announcement ~ The densest element in the known Universe has been found!

Pelosium:

A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.

These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

The symbol of Pelosium is PU.

Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientist to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.

When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates CNNadnausium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium.

[retireeray]

Love it - it would be funnier if it was not so true.

[iraqiyodaman]

WOW!!!! So True. Mega Kudos for the author.

[BMWman]

That's freaking hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wbuse984]

This is what Pelosium looks like...

[truckerron49]

Discovery Announcement ~ The densest element in the known Universe has been found!

I am all over this as a wise investment in our future.. I wish you had not brought this to so manys attention and given me more time to amass larger quantities.. Oh well....As it is already out there I may as well let those of interested in investing know that this is the greatest ingredient in, yes you guessed it......BRAINFREEZE !! Invest carefully.....

Pelosium:

A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.

These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

The symbol of Pelosium is PU.

Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientist to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.

When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates CNNadnausium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium.

I am all over this as a wise investment in our future.. I wish you had not brought this to so manys attention and given me more time to amass larger quantities.. Oh well....As it is already out there I may as well let those of interested in investing know that this is the greatest ingredient in, yes you guessed it......BRAINFREEZE !! Invest carefully.....

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[Rickybobby]

Discovery Announcement ~ The densest element in the known Universe has been found!

I love scientific humor!!.....................

Pelosium:

A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.

These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

The symbol of Pelosium is PU.

Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientist to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.

When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates CNNadnausium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium.

I love scientific humor !!

[C_BOLT]

BS = Pelosium = BS = Pelosi

I've already been using the word pelosi in exchange for the word bulls**t

It fits so nicely - what better word could one use as a direct exchange

What is it called when two words sound different but mean the same? I forget my high school English .....

[TechSavvy]

Heard this on the radio (Jason Lewis) He was talking about Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi, and he said their's nothing worse than a big harry pelosi. I thought it was funny!

[Rickybobby]

BS = Pelosium = BS = Pelosi

I've already been using the word pelosi in exchange for the word bulls**t

It fits so nicely - what better word could one use as a direct exchange

What is it called when two words sound different but mean the same? I forget my high school English .....

sinonym? i forget too.

[kmseeker]

Too funny! They are both a big pain to this country!

[jmcsh49890]

Great Post, wbuse984.

[Qman]

And there is a NEW meaning for BO.

It is Before Obama!!

[longpalms]

this is what pelosium looks like...

aaaaaaah-so funny!!

[Linda]

This is too funny...yes, I agree, would be even funnier if not so true....heeheeheee, good for a Saturday morning chuckle....Keep smiling my Dinar friends...God bless you...