wbuse984 Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 Discovery Announcement ~ The densest element in the known Universe has been found!Pelosium: A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.The symbol of Pelosium is PU.Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes.This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientist to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates CNNadnausium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retireeray Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 Love it - it would be funnier if it was not so true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iraqiyodaman Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 WOW!!!! So True. Mega Kudos for the author. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BMWman Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 That's freaking hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wbuse984 Posted April 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 This is what Pelosium looks like... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truckerron49 Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 Discovery Announcement ~ The densest element in the known Universe has been found!I am all over this as a wise investment in our future.. I wish you had not brought this to so manys attention and given me more time to amass larger quantities.. Oh well....As it is already out there I may as well let those of interested in investing know that this is the greatest ingredient in, yes you guessed it......BRAINFREEZE !! Invest carefully.....Pelosium: A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.The symbol of Pelosium is PU.Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes.This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientist to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates CNNadnausium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium.I am all over this as a wise investment in our future.. I wish you had not brought this to so manys attention and given me more time to amass larger quantities.. Oh well....As it is already out there I may as well let those of interested in investing know that this is the greatest ingredient in, yes you guessed it......BRAINFREEZE !! Invest carefully.....Read more: http://dinarvets.com/forums/showthread.php?18624-New-element-to-exchange-Dinars-for...#ixzz0lKDSurZ7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickybobby Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 Discovery Announcement ~ The densest element in the known Universe has been found!I love scientific humor!!.....................Pelosium: A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.The symbol of Pelosium is PU.Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes.This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientist to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates CNNadnausium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium.I love scientific humor !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C_BOLT Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 BS = Pelosium = BS = PelosiI've already been using the word pelosi in exchange for the word bulls**tIt fits so nicely - what better word could one use as a direct exchangeWhat is it called when two words sound different but mean the same? I forget my high school English ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TechSavvy Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 Heard this on the radio (Jason Lewis) He was talking about Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi, and he said their's nothing worse than a big harry pelosi. I thought it was funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickybobby Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 BS = Pelosium = BS = PelosiI've already been using the word pelosi in exchange for the word bulls**tIt fits so nicely - what better word could one use as a direct exchangeWhat is it called when two words sound different but mean the same? I forget my high school English ..... sinonym? i forget too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kmseeker Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 Too funny! They are both a big pain to this country! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmcsh49890 Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 Great Post, wbuse984. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qman Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 And there is a NEW meaning for BO.It is Before Obama!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longpalms Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 this is what pelosium looks like...aaaaaaah-so funny!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linda Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 This is too funny...yes, I agree, would be even funnier if not so true....heeheeheee, good for a Saturday morning chuckle....Keep smiling my Dinar friends...God bless you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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