"Splinters in Her Crotch"

[krome2ez]

Splinters in her crotch

A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugging,

liberal Democrat and an anti-hunter

purchased a piece of timberland near Colville , WA .

There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract.

She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land

so she started to climb the big tree.

As she neared the top she encountered

a spotted owl that attacked her.

In her haste to escape, the woman slid down

the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.

In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor.

She told him she was an environmentalist, a Democrat,

and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters.

The doctor listened to her story

with great patience and then told her

to go wait in the examining room

and he would see if he could help her.

She sat and waited three hours

before the doctor reappeared.

The angry woman demanded,

"What took you so long?"

He smiled and then told her,

"Well, I had to get permits from the

Environmental Protection Agency,

the Forest Service,

and the Bureau of Land Management

before I could remove old-growth timber

from a 'recreational area'

so close to a waste treatment facility.

I'm sorry, but due to Obama-Care

they turned you down."

Edited January 16, 2013 by krome2ez

[tkeaton]

Very funny! Who is smart enough to come up with these things?

[SgtFuryUSCZ]

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TOO-Freakin'-CHE!

[magawatt]

Hilarious that the Doc puts politics before his Hippocratic oath.

And yes I get it that it's supposed to be a joke, but aren't beavers protected too?

[Shabibilicious]

This chick got the "Wood"......and now she's pissed about it...........Figures.

GO RV, then BV

[SnowGlobe7]

lol...omg the responses are just as good as the joke!!!!

[Shabibilicious]

She should have stuck with a Douglas Fir.

GO RV, then BV

[DWitte]

Hilarious that the Doc puts politics before his Hippocratic oath.

And yes I get it that it's supposed to be a joke, but aren't beavers protected too?

Look at your beavers teeth and let me know if you might like another species?