chuck norris

[cdr]

i started this thread because of all the chuck norris jokes in chat tonight. i relaize that alot of people think that they are lame, but it makes me laugh. so to the point, this thread is for chuck norris jokes. 1 joke per post. ill decide on the best joke in a couple of days, and the winner gets chuck norris braggin rights. if you think this lame please dont post. thank you.

[memrfixitok]

Chuck Norris is no joke. he will kick your azz.

[tonysg]

I have heard that Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, (TOO Bad he never cries)

[mrparrot]

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

[cdr]

remember keep it clean and dont get stupid

[jackdavis1364]

Chuck Norris goes to Steve Norris for RV information. (A little reversal)

[dkeyes38]

chuck norris is the reason waldos hidding

[dkeyes38]

chuck norris is the only person who can email a round house kick

[layadooganlazy]

Chuck Norris is Batman personal trainer

[^theStig]

they once made chuck norris toilet paper, but it wouldnt take sh@t from nobody

[dkeyes38]

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

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[Wannabe]

I am Chuck Norriz. Ha,..... Ha,...... ooOOh, Ha...

[chuksan]

Chuck Norris will live forever, cause the Grim Reaper is afraid of him!!!!!!

[dkeyes38]

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

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[dkeyes38]

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

[dkeyes38]

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

Chuck Norris' Roundhouse kick is so powerful, that on the set of Sidekicks he single-footedly destroyed Jonathan Brandis' Career.

[Soldier]

Who's Chuck Norris?

[Mr. Smith]

When Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesnt get wet, water gets Chuck Norris....

Edited March 4, 2010 by Mr. Phonics

[swampboy]

Chuck could straighten this thing out

[nowhammies]

When Chuck Norris does push ups he doesn't move the Earth moves....

[fabell]

Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop b/c Chuck Norris doesn't take $-hit from anyone.

[builderbob]

chuck norris has the rv date in a choke hold. when will he let go

[optommy]

Why does the moon shine at night? Because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris!

[JMac]

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Fun at http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuck-norris-favorite-facts

[Banjolatusak]

Chuck Norris is such a badass, his own shadow is afaid of him.