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Can't wait! I'll be on tender hooks or is that bacon hocks until it arrives!

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In anticipation of a porcine contest I submit a 'lay down misere' play. Cisole this is for other boars and does not apply to you. You are the pigture pigfect pink piggy! 20 Reasons Why You Should Never Date a Boar! 1. They always hog up all the conversation. 2. They tell boaring stories. 3. They make up pig tails. 4. They act like hogs when they eat. 5. They pig out at all hours of the day and night. 6. They prefer riding piggy back to walking. 7. They tend to pork out as they get older. 8. They always want their pigtures taken. 9. They think they are pigture perfect. 10. They boar you to death. 11. They tend to be pig headed. 12. They think every day is a pignic. 13. They always want to play "this little piggy went to market". 14. They pig all the good wallowing spots for themselves. 15. They are notoriously known to be squealers. 16. They hate grunt work. 17. They always hog up the bed. 18. They eat all the Hog n danz ice cream. 19. They usually have too many pen pals. 20. They always want to be kissed and hogged. On the other hand post RV and the “Swine and Cheese” party at the ‘pig-nic’ table you can high tail it out of there by ‘Chewsin’ a cheap ‘airloin’ like ‘Pan Ham’. Barrow a sowtcase from Mudder and Fodder. You’ll have to pass through ‘mudel detectors’ for ‘sowcurity’. Pray and hope for swill weather with no ‘turbulinks’. Remember to hold hams during take-off. Don’t eat any unsowvory airloin food. Root, holler and squeal when the plane lands safely….don’t feel gilty though! Then you can grab your barrow and pork the automosqueal in the overnite lot. When things settle down you could open a chain of Laundromats for pigs called …. “The HogWash”, but remember to do your ‘hamwork’ first….I don’t want to fetch some oinkment to fix you up. If you partner up with an actor you’d be a real ham but it might be hard to decipher what the pigment! Together you could ‘sing a song of pig-puns, pocket full of wry’ as the “New pigs on the block”…. Kinda like Pigs in Paradise. You could make new movies such as ‘Natural born Grillers’; Pork fiction; Smoked encounters of the third Swine; GroundHog day; SwindlersList ; Pigs in space; The Hogfather . Then you had better join the ‘Church of Swinetology’ for safety or go for a walk in the pork before eating at the ‘Best little Boarhouse in Memphis’; Hog Rock café; The Boardello; Grills gone wild; The Grill Sargents; Dr Frank-N-Swine; Pig Newton; Rib ticklers or Squeals on Wheels….There’s a litter of troughs to put your snout-inn. Afterwards you can wallow or roll around and meet the likes of Adolf Pigler; Osama pig Laden; Brad Pig; Hamlet; Sir Oinksalot; Rumpled Pigskin; Pigmalion and HedgeHog (the cactus of the animal kingdom). Then it’s off to the Church of the Holy Swine home of the Sacred Sow and Great Hog. Enuff said!

Touche....I meant to say ....Pee Pee Tee

Yeah we're all interested in the illustrious PP Tee, so what's the contest..... The best side splitting/smoking bacon humor and porkies we can tell in your opinion??

Aha, it is said that it is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky...novel way to do it! Go Rv!!!...pigs might fly!!

Thank you and your order is coming right up! Eggsellent work PP!

Where's the eggs?? Eggasperated!

Congrats Cisole totally deserved for active positive involvement....on the other hand commiserations on having to rescue the chats and rule the roost! ...Hmmm bacon and eggs!

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Hey does holding passports for both NZ and Oz count...where's the party gonna be??

This new 100 note of Benjamin Franklin has is an uncanny resemblance to a famous New Zealand export to Oz called John Clarke aka Fred Dagg....scary stuff makes you think the whole new specimen note thing is a joke as he is a comedian commentating on politics in Oz these days. Good to see colo(u)r being added to the greenback...catching up with Oz and their plastic fantastic notes. Q to Tiffany23 is the plastic note 'worse' than the cotton based ones when new?

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Nice Cisole....I'm enjoying the thread from a different timezone. Kindly keep keen kids kitchen knives knacked.

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Please Dinar-ify me too. Thanks!

Darin your pie slice analogy was a nice simple way to show the effect of re-distribution of wealth with a reduced money supply...something a newbie like me can get my head around! This total thred has been head spinning but gives a glimpse of the big picture and scenario planning that is involved for Shabs and those appointed to control the money supply and get the IQD into world circulation. Good stuff all!