Kandi77

CRAP...has anyone seen my phone, I left it in here before my tee time. I wonder if my wife has called??

Don't worry Qman, I can take it for what it is...a joke. I laughed!!!!

I think it's going to be on a day that ends in "y" and be between 12:00 and 12:00. JMO

Good one Moose, but is that Barack's handwriting?? Not even sure if Michelle would put her name to that.

I too apologize if I offended anyone, just having some fun. Sorry dinarbaby, I wasn't trying to take anything away from your dream. I have had dreams about it happening too, I just don't have the backbone to post them...props to you!!! Here's to dreaming!!!! Cheers!!

I was eating a piece of toast and I looked down and toasted in the bread was the numbers 2.15...not sure what it means but just saying....

The Fixx??

If that worked, wouldn't people be doing that with the stock market?? Any investment has a chance for a loss!!

GREAT way to start the Day!!!!!!!!

My wife isn't a red-head, but this story could have been written about my mom... She begged me not to marry my wife, she said, "It will never work...She doesn't fit our family, she may be a Corvette, but there will be a Porsche out there for you." Good thing I'm a CORVETTE guy!!!! Next month will be 12 yrs, and we are very happy, but we don't get along with my parents too much. I do have to admit though, I have the best mother-in-law...not many guys can say that!!!

He must have gotten to close to the truth, so they ran him off the road.... Seriously...Hope he feels better, I wouldn't wish that on anyone!!!

But with over 700 posts and with a Positive Reputation of over 800, I think he has something to offer the site, and I definitely listen when rs talks!!! PS...I didn't give you a negative either Thanks rsskelton for your input!

Welcome Goose! Good to have you aboard. Hope to see you around!

Take care of yourself Roadrunner!!! Thanks for all your input on this site. Hope to see you around from time to time.

LOL...I liked it!!

He Gambled and LOST...Ha, ha, ha!!!

I'll drink to that!!!

Glad it brightened more than just my day!!!

But isn't the article saying they DON"T produce enough to be self sufficient? That is their goal, but they aren't there yet.

Not sure what that has to do with the joke, but thanks for your input. Hope you didn't get upset with Little Johnny, he just calls it like he sees it.

Hey I said it months ago...Qman for President!!!! Great read, Thanks!!

Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy'. So our illustrious president asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'. One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy." "No,' said Obama, 'that would be an accident." A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy." "I'm afraid not,' explained Obama. 'That's what we would call great loss." The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?" Finally, at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: "If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy." "Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama. 'That's right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?" "Well,' says Johnny, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss.... and you can bet your ass it's probably not an accident either."

New for me!!

That is AMAZING!!! Thanks Qman, I needed a good laugh!!! I'm going to forward that one on!!

That's the nice thing about being Self Employed!!!!