Kandi77

Thanks!!!! Glad I'm not alone in my humor!!

Really?? a "-" it was just a joke...sorry if I offended someone. I thought it was funny, guess I was wrong.

A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.”Not yet,” said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he’s a little pissed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him ...a bowl of dry cereal. “How come I don’t get any eggs and bacon? Why don’t I have any milk in my cereal?” he asks.”Well,” his mother says, “I saw you kick a chicken, so you don’t get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don’t get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren’t getting any milk.” Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, “You gonna tell him or should I?”

Congrats on the nice round!!!! I personally don't judge my day of golfing by the number of strokes, but by the number of beers consumed...needless to say, I've never been in the neighborhood of 73.

LOL...Thanks Bamf, I needed that!!!!

Thanks Bang, that is very cool to see. Goes to show they don't think like we do and we can't expect them to.

Thanks, that helps. I've only been at this for 12 yrs, feels like 12 minutes.................................................UNDER WATER!! Congrats on the 25+!!

Can I get the Cliff Notes??

I was going to give him some advice on who to listen to on here, but if he's your son, I'm sure you got him headed in the right direction!!!!

Welcome aboard, Hang on tight!!!!

LMAO...that's funny!!! Good one rusty!!

Oh yeah, I forgot the OFFICE!!!! Going to miss "Michael Scott" but I'm still interested at this point!!!!

Swamp People (who wouldn't love a show where they need subtitles when the people are speaking English), Swords Life on the Line & Deadliest Catch, also a fan of Pawn Stars, and the one that I should be embarrassed about......90210 the new one, my wife got me watching it.

Have a Happy Mother's Day MOMS!!!!!! Where would we be without you??

The way I see it is the type of person that is going to pull a gun on a teacher for a bad grade isn't the type that is waiting for the law to say it's OK to carry on campus. BUT now "Greg" in the back of the class has a chance to save the teachers life by pulling his legally carried gun that he wouldn't have had if the law wasn't passed!!! JMHO And by the way, I LOVE Utah's gun laws!!!!!!!!

I just voted!!! We have enough problems here, we can't be bailing out the rest of the world!!!!

If he has Australia and Canada covered, I'm sure he has Texas!!

Wow... this could be huge...or not. I'm not sure, but everyone always says people will stop selling just before it RVs!!! Come on RV let's do this!!

Thanks RS, feeling the same way!!!

That's alot cleaner than the version I got in my email...Thanks Qman!

That was funny...thanks for the laugh!!!

Welcome aboard!!! You have picked the BEST site out there!!!!

Is it just me or is it a bit foggy in here?? Sniff sniff!! Good story Qman!

It happens from time to time, and I believe they are closed on Fridays. I could be wrong, but i don't think so.

I'm assuming the 120 million is US, because if it's dinar, $102,565 wont get them very far.