Choosing A Wife‏

[moose 57]

Choosing a Wife

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three

likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to

see what they do with the money.

The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets

her hair done, new makeup, buys several new outfits and dresses up very

nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more

attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of

golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes.

As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the

money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market She earns several times

the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in

a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future

because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the

money he'd given her.

Then he married the one with the biggest boobs.

Men are like that, you know.

And on another note!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than

on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large

elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no

recollection of what to do with them

[Mongo]

Moose do you take moose to be your lawfully wedded wife/husband Edited August 19, 2011 by Mongo

[delta22]

Hey Brother,that was a good one.So true about the choice though,we are so predictable.

[69mustang]

I don't see anything wrong with his choice.

[krome2ez]

OMG!!