Biker Humor

[moose 57]

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to

jump off a bridge so they stopped.

The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you

doing?"

I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an

opportunity. He asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a

Kiss?"

So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have

ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why

are you committing suicide?"

" My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"

[willy1der]

that was a sucker punch moose, never expected that punch line!

[Biker]

Now that was just fricking WRONG LOL

[caleb08]

That was to funny.Thank you for my morning laugh.

[FlintNPebbles]

That's funny.....but I bet the biker used a lot of Listerine....or if the sterotype of bikers would be correct....a lot of whiskey to clean his mouth....after he pushed the "girl" off the bridge!

I know about the sterotypes but my hubby is a biker and he is a sweetie....just looks mean!