Celibacy versus the Dinar.......Loyalty plus time

[1xtradinar]

What is Celibacy?

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, Pete and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare,

"It is essential that husbands

and wives know the things that

are important to each other."

He then addressed the men.

"Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?"

Pete leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently, and whispered,

"Gold Medal-All-Purpose ..

Isn't it?"

And thus began Pete's

life of celibacy.

AND Y' ALL THOUGHT I COULDN'T SEND YOU A SMILE TODAY

Celibacy is like the Iraqi Dinar, you have to be faithful, and just hold on and believe.

[Caye98]

roflmao!!!

[RodandStaff]

[quote name='1xtradinar' date='11 July 2011 - 08:32 PM'

"Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?"

Pete leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently, and whispered,

"Gold Medal-All-Purpose ..

Isn't it?"

And thus began Pete's

life of celibacy.

Celibacy is like the Iraqi Dinar, you have to be faithful, and just hold on and believe.

Yes we guys could write a book about all the ways you can put your foot in your mouth! Thanks for the levity... I think I will go watch my wife use her favorite "flower" in the kitchen! GO RV Already Baby!

Edited July 12, 2011 by RodandStaff

[cisole]

LOL!

[delta22]

Now thats funny! Thanks for the laugh.