The Difference Between G.U.T.S and B.A.L.L.S

[smee2]

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.

We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really

know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: "You're next, Chubby."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.

Both result in death.

[rwharnden]

LOL (+1) Smee! I like most can appreciate a fun joke!!!

[dog53]

hahahahahahhaa good one

[bluejay]

I can say after that test. I have neither Guts or Balls, sorry I don't meet up to your expectations....LOL.....That was cute really....Thanks for the laugh..

[gregg450]

LOL

[Dalite]

More proof to the theory: If you're gonna be dumb, you better be tough.

[zul]

By that definitions: I can see me failing the test....

[hurricanewayne]

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.

We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really

know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: "You're next, Chubby."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.

Both result in death.

I got a good chukle out of this, death or good swift kick in the arzzz