Funeral Expenses

[Qman]

Funeral Expenses

Obama goes on a State visit to Israel . While he is on a tour of Jerusalem , he has a fatal heart attack.

The undertaker tells the US diplomats: "You can have him shipped home for $1 million or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for $100".

The US diplomats go into a huddle and come back to the undertaker and tell him they still want Obama flown home.

The undertaker is puzzled and asks:

"Why would you spend $1 million to get him home when it would be wonderful to be buried here in this religious country and you would only spend $100?".

One diplomat replied: "More than 2000 years ago a man died here, was buried here, and just 3 days later he rose from the dead. We simply can't take that risk".

[Kandi77]

That is AMAZING!!! Thanks Qman, I needed a good laugh!!! I'm going to forward that one on!!

[Tropics]

Love it Q

[dinarella-X]

And another good one............Thank You!

[LAWRENCEOFDINARIA]

Cracked me up! thanks Q.

[1978parker]

Funeral Expenses

Obama goes on a State visit to Israel . While he is on a tour of Jerusalem , he has a fatal heart attack.

The undertaker tells the US diplomats: "You can have him shipped home for $1 million or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for $100".

The US diplomats go into a huddle and come back to the undertaker and tell him they still want Obama flown home.

The undertaker is puzzled and asks:

"Why would you spend $1 million to get him home when it would be wonderful to be buried here in this religious country and you would only spend $100?".

One diplomat replied: "More than 2000 years ago a man died here, was buried here, and just 3 days later he rose from the dead. We simply can't take that risk".

OLD, OLD joke. Was originally a man's wife.....

[LAWRENCEOFDINARIA]

OLD, OLD joke. Was originally a man's wife.....

But... Maybe this joke was dead and buried and keeps coming back in three days!

[Kandi77]

OLD, OLD joke. Was originally a man's wife.....

New for me!!

[crnamiss]

Qman, that was great! Thanks for the laugh!

[Tiffany23]

Naughty, naughty...now you go to your room young man...and don't come out until you can say "Nov 2012 can't come soon enough!"