moose 57 Posted April 9, 2011 Report Share Posted April 9, 2011 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A SHORT LOVE STORY A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.......... 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.' 'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight ... let's pretend that we're married.' 'Wow!...................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed. 'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own f--king blanket.' After a moment of silence, ......................he farted. The End 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yusofsabri Posted April 10, 2011 Report Share Posted April 10, 2011 (edited) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A SHORT LOVE STORY A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.......... 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.' 'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight ... let's pretend that we're married.' 'Wow!...................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed. 'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own f--king blanket.' After a moment of silence, ......................he farted. The End ........and she fainting. Edited April 10, 2011 by yusofsabri 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiffany23 Posted April 10, 2011 Report Share Posted April 10, 2011 then he took advantage of her, rolled over and fell asleep. She then picket his pocket and got off at the next stop. They both ended up getting screwed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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