A DAMN FINE EXPLANATION

[bulldawg]

A DAMN FINE EXPLANATION

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love

to a very attractive young woman.

And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How

dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children!

I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'

And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can

tell you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the

last words you'll say to me!'

And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home,

and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out

and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told

me that she hadn't eaten for three days.

So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I

made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll

put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments..

Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was

doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw

them away.

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the expensive designer jeans that

you bought a couple years back, but don't wear because you say they not the

"in" name this year.

I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you

don't wear because I don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't

wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the

expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the

same.'

The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my

understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me

with tears in her eyes and said, 'Please ... Do you have anything else that

your wife doesn't use?

Edited February 5, 2011 by bulldawg

[kjwayne]

i like it!

[MADELAMO]

That's funny.

[Wallys8468]

The greatest one yet.

GO RV.

[Tiffany23]

Well...with the actions taken, I guess, he won't be using half his bank account, half his house, half his cars....

When asked by his buddy on how his day at the divorce court went, they guy says, the Ex got real emotional up on the stand..and the Judge wiped away all her tears... with my checkbook!

Edited February 5, 2011 by Tiffany23

[In Iraq]

Well...with the actions taken, I guess, he won't be using half his bank account, half his house, half his cars....

When asked by his buddy on how his day at the divorce court went, they guy says, the Ex got real emotional up on the stand..and the Judge wiped away all her tears... with my checkbook!

I see your back. Timeout over!

[MCME]

Sounds like a good explanation to me. LOL