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Ask a simple question and you get some dumb **** changing the words. So much for this bunch of censors.......I'm out of here.

Does any one know what happened to Comrade's Dinner? That site has been down for days. Did the weight get too heavy?

Ole is a farmer in Minnesota. He is in need of a new milk cow and hears about a nice one for sale over in Nordakota (that would be North Dakota for you non-Scandahoovians out there). He drives to Nordakota, finds the farm and looks at the cow. He reaches under to see if the cow gives milk. When he grabs a teat and pulls...the cow farts. Surprised, Ole looks at the farmer who's selling the cow, then reaches under to try again. He grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again. Milk does come out however, so after some discussion with the cow's current owner, Ole decides to buy the cow.. When he gets back to Minnesota, he calls over his neighbor, Sven, and says, 'Hey, Sven, come and look at dis ere new cow I yust bought. Pull her teat, and see vat happens.' Sven reaches under, pulls the teat...the cow farts. Sven looks at Ole and says, "You bought dis here cow over in Nordakota, didn't yah?' Ole is very surprised since he hadn't told Sven about his trip. Ole replies, 'Yah, dats right. But how did yah know?' Sven says, 'My wife is from Nordakota.'

Ruger is coming out with a new pistol in honor of Obama. It will be named the "Union Worker". It doesn't work and you can't fire it. HAPPY FRIDAY!!!! Regards, Dawg

http://dotsub.com/media/b5ee5ada-5b37-4b0b-9916-e0896337ec4b/e/m Regards, Dawg

Hardmoney, Excellent post. Well stated. Regards, Dawg

YOU PEOPLE are so predictable when anyone posts something contrary to the Obummer. THE ANOINTED ONE CAN DO NO WRONG! Wake up! This is not about Black and White...its about what is right and wrong and the Obummer is dead wrong and doing great harm to our wonderful country. Regards, Dawg

DIVORCE AGREEMENT THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S BY A YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.. Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck together since the late 1950's for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way. Here is a model separation agreement : --Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes. --We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. --You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. --Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. --We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with wind, solar and biodiesel. --You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore & Rosie O'Donnell . You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them. --We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart & Wall Street . --You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens. --We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's & Rednecks. --We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC & Hollywood . --You can make nice with Iran and Palestine & We'll retain the right to invade & hammer places that threaten us. --You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When Our allies or Our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security. --We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values. --You are welcome to Islam, Scientology , Humanism, political correctness & Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill. --We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Prius you can find. --You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors. --We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right. --We'll keep " The Battle Hymn of the Republic " & "The National Anthem." --I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine", " I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing ", "Kum Ba Ya" or " We Are the World ". --We'll practice trickledown economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot. --Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag. Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you can answer which one of us will need whose help in 15 years. Sincerely, John J. Wall Law Student and an American P.S. Also, please take Alex Baldwin,Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen ,Barbara Streisand , & Jane Fonda with you. P.S.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call Our country.

http://www.youtube.com:80/watch?v=Yk_jToBbpWU&feature=youtube_gdata_player This is a graphic illustration of the Bumster's plan. Happy Friday. Regards, Dawg

Thomas Sowell February 15, 2011 Rocky and Republicans The GOP needs to pack a punch. Rocky Marciano is the only heavyweight champion to never lose a single fight in his whole career — and, at the time, he seemed the least likely fighter to accomplish that. In many a boxing match, he was battered, bruised, and bleeding. One of the reasons Marciano took so much punishment in the ring was that he had shorter arms than most other heavyweights. It was easier for others to hit him than for him to hit them. In a sense, Republicans today are in a similar position in the political arena. With most of the media heavily tilted toward the Democrats, Republicans are going to get hit far more often than they are going to land their own punches. The difference is that Rocky Marciano understood from the beginning that he was going to get hit more often, and he prepared himself for that kind of fight. His strategy was to concentrate on developing punches powerful enough to nullify his opponents’ greater number of hits. Republicans take the opposite approach — often with less fortunate results. That may be why they managed to lose both houses of Congress and the White House in recent years, in a country where there are millions more people who call themselves conservatives than who call themselves liberals. Knowing that they are going to get hit more often in the media, you might think that Republicans would put extra time and effort into developing a knockout message. In reality, however, Republicans seem to invest much less time and thought into getting their political message across than Democrats do. First of all, Democrats develop words and phrases that they all use, so that the public hears those same words and phrases over and over again until they sink in. Republicans have nothing to match the Democrats’ catch phrases like “social justice” or “tax cuts for the rich.” Back when George W. Bush first emerged on the national political scene in 2000, Democrats said that he lacked “gravitas.” The media kept repeating it. People who had never used the word “gravitas” in years were suddenly saying “gravitas” 24/7 on news programs, in interviews, and in newspapers and magazines. Have Republicans ever been that coordinated? Not only do they fail to take the initiative when it comes to political rhetoric, they are not very good at counter-punching when they are hit. How often have you heard “tax cuts for the rich” from Democrats — without Republicans saying anything to counter the implication that they are just looking out for a relatively few wealthy people, while millions of other people are losing their jobs and their homes? The facts are all on the Republicans’ side. But, unless someone articulates those facts, they will be like the proverbial tree that falls in a distant forest. What are called “tax cuts for the rich” have been reductions in high tax rates under four different administrations, including the Democratic administration of John F. Kennedy. In each case, going all the way back to the 1920s, the reduced tax rates have led to increased tax revenues for the government. “The rich” have ended up paying both a higher total amount of taxes and a larger share of all taxes than they did before what were called “tax cuts for the rich.” The reason is very straightforward: High tax rates that people don’t actually pay do not bring the government as much revenue as lower tax rates that they do pay. High tax rates drive investors into tax shelters such as tax-exempt bonds or drive their investments out of the country altogether, costing Americans jobs. This is not rocket science — and the data are there to prove it. But somebody has to say it. Unlike Rocky Marciano, Republicans don’t seem to see a need to work on their punches. They are going to need some knockout punches if Barack Obama calls their bluff on raising the national debt limit and there is a government shutdown (which will be blamed on the Republicans). A few light jabs will not save them. — Thomas Sowell is a senior fellow at the Hoover Institution. © 2011 Creators Syndicate, Inc.

GRANDPA'S PROBLEM There was a family gathering, with all generations around the table. Mischievous teenagers put a Viagra tablet into Grandpa's drink, and after a while, Grandpa excused himself because he had to go to the bathroom. When he returned, however, his trousers were wet all over. 'What happened, Grandpa?', he was asked by his concerned children. 'Well,' he answered, 'I don't really know. I had to go to the bathroom. So I took it out and started to pee, but then I saw that it wasn't mine, so I put it back!'

Not unlike the ruling class in the US........Charlie Rangle comes to mind. How has our ruling class accumulated such vast wealth. Regardless of political party: Power corrupts. The other day I read somewhere that strict term limits should be instituted....one term in congress and one term in prison. Dawg

Some people...maybe you, wouldn't recognize CLASS if it bit them on their arse!!!!!!!!!!! Dawg

Oil rules because there is nothing, as yet as cheap or plentiful.

I appreciate your thinking.......I just wonder where Grandfather and Father come into the equation.......ha ha ha Regards, Dawg

This could very well happen, and it may be the best thing for America. Perhaps, faced with $220 + per barrel oil some of the off limits lands held by the US government would be opened up. Additionally, a little know fact is that there is 40% to 60% of the oil left in the producing formation of "depleted oil wells". New technology can unlock these marginal reserves, if the economic feasibility so justifies. NECESSITY IS THE MOTHER OF INVENTION. Regards, Dawg

A DAMN FINE EXPLANATION The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!' And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!' And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days. So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.. Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the expensive designer jeans that you bought a couple years back, but don't wear because you say they not the "in" name this year. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.' The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, 'Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?

I apologize if I offended you. I am from the same part of the country and my favorite jokes are about Red Necks, Hilly Billys, Cajuns, Back Woods Country Folks, etc. In fact my brother who has lived in Texas all his adult life sent me this joke. Additionally, I apologize if this has been previously posted; I was just trying to lighten things up on a cold winter day. Kindest regards, Dawg

Texas Declares War on the USA President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang. "Hello, President Obama” a heavily accented southern voice said. "This is Archie, down here at Joes Crab Shack, Houston Texas , I am callin' to tell ya’ll that we are officially declaring war on ya!" "Well Archie," Barack replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?" "Right now," said Archie, after a moments calculation "there is myself, my cousin Harold, my next-door-neighbor Randy, and the whole dart team from Hooters. That makes eight!" Barack paused. "I must tell you Archie that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command." "Wow," said Archie. "I'll have to call ya back!" Sure enough, the next day, Archie called again. “Mr. Obama, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!" "And what equipment would that be Archie?" Barack asked. "Well sir, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Harry’s farm tractor." President Obama sighed. "I must tell you Archie, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army to one and a half million since we last spoke." "Lord above", said Archie, "I'll be getting back to ya." Sure enough, Archie rang again the next day… “President Obama, the war is still on! We have managed to git ourselves airborne! We up an' modified Harold’s ultra-light with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four boys from the Legion have joined us as well!" Barack was silent for a minute then cleared his throat. "I must tell you Archie that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!" "Oh Lord," said Archie, "l'll have to call you back." Sure enough, Archie called again the next day. “President Obama! I am sorry to have to tell you that we have had to call off this here war." "I'm sorry to hear that" said Barack. "Why the sudden change of heart?" Well, sir," said Archie, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a long chat over a few beers, and come to realize that there's just no way we can feed two million prisoners.." TEXAS CONFIDENCE CANNOT BE SHAKEN GOD BLESS TEXAS !!!

Ajax: Which of the following predates the Obummer? In which is W the defendant? http://www.supremeco...les/09-8857.htm http://www.supremeco...les/09-8857.htm http://www.supremeco...les/09-6790.htm http://www.supremeco...les/09-6790.htm http://www.supremeco...iles/09-724.htm Http://www.supremeco...iles/09-724.htm Do you also dispute the statement concerning the veracity of Snopes? Bulldawg

Oh man, you and ajax have exposed me on such a cold, snowy day. You are right, I cannot stand the Obummer and all of his commie comrads. I support Herman Cain........there you cannot say I cannot stand the fact that a black man is in the white house. Cheers, Bulldawg

SNOPES EXPOSED Snopes is heavily financed by George Soros, a big time supporter of Obama! “…. In our Search for the truth…...department, we find what I have suspected on many occasions. I went to Snopes to check this out and they said it was false and there were no such dockets so I ‘Googled’ the Supreme Court, typed in ‘Obama-Kagan,’ and guess what? Yep you got it. Snopes lied. Everyone of those dockets are there. So Here is what I wrote Snopes: Referencing the article about Elena Kagan and Barak Obama dockets: The information you have posted stating that there were no such cases as claimed and the examples you gave are blatantly false. I went directly to the Supreme Court’s website, typed in Obama Kagan and immediately came up with all of the dockets that the article made reference to.. I have long suspected that you really slant things but this was really shocking. Thank You, I hope you will be much more truthful in the future. ************* That being said, I’ll bet you didn't know this. Kagan was representing Obama in all the petitions to prove his citizenship. Now she may help rule on them. Folks, this is really ugly. Chicago Politics; and the beat goes on and on and on... Once again the US Senate sold us out! Well, someone figured out why Obama nominated Elana Kagan for the Supreme Court..... Pull up the Supreme Courts website, go to the docket and search for Obama. She was the Solicitor General for all the suits against him filed with the Supreme Court to show proof of natural born citizenship.. He owed her big time. All of the requests were denied of course. They were never heard. It just keeps getting deeper and deeper, doesn't it? The American people mean nothing any longer. It's all about payback time for those who compromised themselves to elect someone that really has no true right to even be there. Here are some websites of the Supreme Court Docket: You can look up some of these hearings and guess what?? Elana Kagan is the attorney representing Obama!!! Check out these examples: http://www.supremecourt.gov/Search.aspx?FileName=/docketfiles/09-8857.htm http://www.supremecourt.gov/Search.aspx?FileName=/docketfiles/09-8857.htm http://www.supremecourt.gov/Search.aspx?FileName=/docketfiles/09-6790.htm http://www.supremecourt.gov/Search.aspx?FileName=/docketfiles/09-6790.htm http://www.supremecourt.gov/Search.aspx?FileName=/docketfiles/09-724.htm Http://www.supremecourt.gov/Search.aspx?FileName=/docketfiles/09-724.htm

With all due respect............you do not know what you are talking about. As with any industry in the US the vast majority of the energy industry is in the hands of small business. Kindest regards, Bulldawg

Every Red Blooded American should now jump in line to support the Green Bay Packers! The Packers defeated the Chicago Bears last Sunday thus earning them the opportunity to go to the Super Bowl. By doing so, they saved the Hard-Working, Red Blooded, Taxpaying Americans literally several million dollars of tax money. How you say? Simple. We were told that if the Chicago Bears had won that Chairman Obama (and probably his family) would be attending the Super Bowl to cheer on his hometown team. Since the Bears lost, the Chairman won't be attending. The money saved from not using Air Force One, the limousines, all the additional security, and let's not forget Michelle Obama's extensive entourage, is literally several million dollars! Therefore every American should cheer on the Green Bay Packers at the Super Bowl to show them our gratitude.

The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.' Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.' OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?' Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!' A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them. The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is. So, as the couple passes, he says to them,' Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?' Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.'