A little chuckle-

[moose 57]

 

 

A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid.

It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art.. It's        perfect.'

'Really,'answered the neighbor .. 'What kind is it?

  Twelve thirty ..
  

 

 

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.      

A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?'

Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma & be cheerful.’
The doctor said, 'I didn't say that... I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'

 

 
 

A little old man
shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour  and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.

After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'

'No,'he replied, 'Arthritis.'

 

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.

Trying to make the matter clearer, he said, "Now, boys, if I
stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it,
and I would turn red in the face."

"Yes, sir," the boys said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary
position, the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted, "'Cause yer feet ain't empty."

[Saint]

Moose I loved it and the last one was the frosting on the cake. Thanks for the laughs 

[pattyangel]

Moose, I don't know what this site would be like without your humor.  You must be a blast at home.  Thanks for the smile!!!

[Whatshername]

[ronscarpa]

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[sandfly]

THATS FUNNY