Saint Posted February 25, 2015 Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 Three men - a Canadian farmer, a Muslim fanatic and a White Trash Biker are all walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. 'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total', says the Genie. The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada ' POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming. The Muslim was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come into our precious land.' POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries. The Biker says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.' The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the countries. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable.' The Biker sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer, lights a cigar, smiles and says, 'Fill it with water.' 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moose 57 Posted February 25, 2015 Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 (edited) I about choked- thanks Saint too funny Edited February 25, 2015 by moose 57 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronscarpa Posted February 25, 2015 Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 Good one Saint...Thanks for posting (+1)...I'm still chuckling...! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleEye Posted February 26, 2015 Report Share Posted February 26, 2015 or as one wag opined....." hey ISIS how long can you tread water !!.." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brob Posted February 26, 2015 Report Share Posted February 26, 2015 Thanks Saint, that was funny! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodandStaff Posted February 26, 2015 Report Share Posted February 26, 2015 (edited) Sandfly Saint...That would make one heck of a fishin' pond!!! Lol! ;o) Edited February 26, 2015 by RodandStaff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shabibilicious Posted February 26, 2015 Report Share Posted February 26, 2015 Good joke Saint. I've heard a variation of it before......Ohio State played the role of the Muslim in that version. GO RV, then BV 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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