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Canadian Car Racing !!!
 
 
Here is one for the bucket list!
 
In Three-Car-Train-of-Death Racing, three cars are towed together with three foot chains. 1st car has steering and big engine, 2nd and 3rd car only have brakes and steering.
Teams actually 
race
, head to head, against other competitors on a quarter mile oval track.
 
What could possibly go wrong here?
 

 

 

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It's already here.

Actually, it's been here for over 15 years,

at least it was, here in the San Diego.

 

The differences here are:

1 ) Front car has engine and steering, no brakes.

2 ) Middle car has nothing.

3 ) Rear car has no engine, just brakes.

4 ) We race them on a figure eight track.

 

Myself and a friend were approached

by a mutual friend who owned a local

race team.

 

It was one of those "If I build it, will the

two of you drive it?" offers.

 

My friend said, "Yes!"

 

I said, "Oh hell yes!! Let's get this beast built!".

 

But then...

 

Two wives, who shall remain nameless,

both said, "Oh hell NO!!!"...

 

We also have trailer races on figure eight tracks.

 

Yes, you read that right.

 

Trailer races.

 

Or, to be more specific, BOAT trailer races,

with boats on the trailers.

 

For the sake of safety, the trailers are attached to

the cars just like you normally would, and the boats

are chained to the car as well, so that if you SOMEHOW

happen to lose your trailer, you won't lose your boat.

Unless someone happens to drive through it at the

junction of the figure eight...

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It's already here.

Actually, it's been here for over 15 years,

at least it was, here in the San Diego.

 

The differences here are:

1 ) Front car has engine and steering, no brakes.

2 ) Middle car has nothing.

3 ) Rear car has no engine, just brakes.

4 ) We race them on a figure eight track.

 

Myself and a friend were approached

by a mutual friend who owned a local

race team.

 

It was one of those "If I build it, will the

two of you drive it?" offers.

 

My friend said, "Yes!"

 

I said, "Oh hell yes!! Let's get this beast built!".

 

But then...

 

Two wives, who shall remain nameless,

both said, "Oh hell NO!!!"...

 

We also have trailer races on figure eight tracks.

 

Yes, you read that right.

 

Trailer races.

 

Or, to be more specific, BOAT trailer races,

with boats on the trailers.

 

For the sake of safety, the trailers are attached to

the cars just like you normally would, and the boats

are chained to the car as well, so that if you SOMEHOW

happen to lose your trailer, you won't lose your boat.

Unless someone happens to drive through it at the

junction of the figure eight...

 

No problem guys, just get a couple of awesomely high insurance policies on yourselves and watch how quickly those wives say YESSSSSS!!!

 

lolz

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No problem guys, just get a couple of awesomely high insurance policies on yourselves and watch how quickly those wives say YESSSSSS!!!

 

lolz

I was, and still am, worth more dead than alive.

 

Unfortunately, my life insurance policies don't cover,

as my wife puts it, "Death via stupidity.", and being

the brakeman on the "Death Train", according to her,

qualifies for the title of stupidity.

 

Women never let us have any fun... :confused2:

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