OLE BLUE‏

[moose 57]

OLE BLUE‏

 

 

A young cowboy from Arizona goes off to college.
Half way through the semester, having foolishly
squandered all his money .... he calls home.

 

"Dad," he says, "You won't believe what modern education
is developing! They actually have a program here at ASU
that will teach our dog, Ole' Blue how to talk!"

 

"That's amazing," his Dad says. "How do I get Ole' Blue
in that program?"

 

"Just send him down here with $1,000" the young cowboy says"and I'll get him in the course."

So, his father sends the dog and $1,000.

 

About two-thirds of the way through the semester,
the money again runs out. The boy calls home.

 

"So how's Ole' Blue doing son?" his father asks.

"Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't believe this --

they've had such good results they have started to teach the animals how to read!"

 

"Read!?" says his father, "No kidding! How do we get Blue
in that program?"

 

"Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class."
The money promptly arrives. But our hero has a problem.

 

At the end of the year, his father will find out the dog
can neither talk, nor read.

So he shoots the dog.

 

When he arrives home at the end of the year, his father
is all excited.

 

"Where's Ole' Blue? I just can't wait to see him read
something and talk!"

 

"Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday
morning, just before we left to drive home, Ole' Blue was
in the living room, kicked back in the recliner, reading
the Wall Street Journal, like he usually does".

"Then Ole' Blue turned to me and asked, so, is your daddy
still messing around with that little redhead who lives
down the street?"

 

The father went white and exclaimed, "I hope you shot
that lying dog before he talks to your Mother!"

 

"I sure did, Dad!"

 

"That's my boy!"

 

The kid went into politics, and now serves

in Washington, DC as a Congressman.

 

 

[jobug38]

I needed this today laughing really hard at this.

[RodandStaff]

Out of the mouth of Blue!!! 

 

Thanks Moose!!!   

[SgtFuryUSCZ]

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[Francie26]

Pretty funny! lol Thanks for the laugh.

 

But I'm wondering . . . why do they have dogs named Ole' Blue and Ole' Yeller, but not Ole' Pink or Ole' Brown or Ole' Black or Ole' Green? haha Just being silly.

[vietnam1969]

  SHOULD HAVE BEEN A CAT INSTEAD OF A DOG 

[RodandStaff]

  SHOULD HAVE BEEN A CAT INSTEAD OF A DOG 

The reason it wasn't a cat is they couldn't care less!!! ;o)